Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

seriously?

295 14 7
By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: greetings my good friend

BooperDooper: hello my matie

THEBOSS: r we back to being pirates

BooperDooper: not yet
BooperDooper: btw, did u ask Felix to message me?

THEBOSS: Felix messaged u?

BooperDooper: yeah, about how much he hates me

THEBOSS: fuck
THEBOSS: I told him not to fucking message u

BooperDooper: well, he did

THEBOSS: ah shit
THEBOSS: was it on my phone?

BooperDooper: yep

THEBOSS: I knew he wasn't playing games on my phone
THEBOSS: I don't even have games on my phone

BooperDooper: so u didn't ask him to say anything?

THEBOSS: no! Of course not
THEBOSS: damn him and his blowing everything out of proportion

BooperDooper: tbh, I kind of agree with Felix tho -w
BooperDooper: well fuck u then wade

THEBOSS: seriously?

BooperDooper: yes, I agree. Mark, you were quite rude to Jack before -b
BooperDooper: wow, thanks bob

THEBOSS: am I the only person right now that doesn't hate mark?

BooperDooper: I don't hate me
BooperDooper: that's bc ur worse to that other kid -w

THEBOSS: wat other kid?

BooperDooper: a kid in town that's in some of marks classes -b

THEBOSS: r u mean to people u know mark?

BooperDooper: no! I'm not that bad to people in town
BooperDooper: I just have opinions I'm not afraid to share

THEBOSS: opinions that r rude to people?

BooperDooper: well....sometimes
BooperDooper: all the time u mean -w

THEBOSS: jeez, wat do u say to people?

BooperDooper: he's rude to people about being gay -b

THEBOSS: wat the fuck mark?
THEBOSS: I thought u were done with that

BooperDooper: jack...

THEBOSS: mark, ur a fucking cockfaced bitch

BooperDooper: I know

THEBOSS: I can't

BooperDooper: wat?

THEBOSS: I can't stand talking to u when I know this

BooperDooper: but jack...
BooperDooper: please...

THEBOSS: please what?
THEBOSS: forgive u?
THEBOSS: forget it ever happened?
THEBOSS: because I've given u too many chances
THEBOSS: goodbye mark

BooperDooper: jack, no, don't go yet

THEBOSS: hopefully forever

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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