group chat [banana bus squad]

By criousgaymers

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''if you wanna get with me, you gotta get through my friends first.'' [based off my other story, 'skype [zero... More

0; authors note
1; The Beginning™
2; evan is a cutie
3; i love height differences
4; ;)
5; deep stuff
6; 'did you just call my ass cute'
7; YOUNG MAN
8; we're going down down in an earlier roumd
9; WHO WANTS SOME DOGS
10; it's starting my dudes
11; shit man
12; *spongebob voice* IM READY IM READY IM READY
13
14; back to no homo
15; 'and you called me a fuckboy'
16; this is where it gets gay
17; You Fuck™
18; GAYER
19; terronuckelterrornuckelterrornuckelterrornuckel
20; together, together, together everyone
21; do do do do
23; damb
24; the big day.
24 2.0; heh
25; wokred
26; evan and brian are fucks
27; fuck off elsa
28; 'hey im pan' 'hey me too'
29; chocolate makes everything better
30; beauty and the best
31; guess i'll die
32; #brocksmomrocks
33; no ragrets
34; jon sucks
35; (chilled)chaos
36; #getsmittyaboyfriend2k17
37; group chat: the musical
38; holy chat of jesus
39; waterboy and firegirl
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22; blocked

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By criousgaymers

brain:

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

drifting through the wind

wanting to start again

ya fave:

same

evan:

is craig ok

they has been lying on my floor for an
hour now and i'm starting to get worried

ty guy:

i just threw a crunched up paper at them
and they didnt flinch

evan:

''why the fuck did you do that''

''i wanted to make sure you werent dead
or something''

''you fuck''

david !!:

rt your goals

brain:

do you ever feel

feel so paper thin

like a house of cards

one blow from caving in

david !!:

shut up brian

evan:

tyler and craig are having a staring contest
this is pretty gay

they're literally o n e inch away from each
other

monkee:

push them and make them kiss

evan:

i am really tempted to

ur local nerd:

I WON

ty guy:

YOU TICKLED ME ITS NOT FAIR

ur local nerd:

FUCK YOU

ya fave:

that's gay dude

ur local nerd:

JDBVDLHFKSOFN

jon cena:

i just came to this chat and the first thing i
see is 'that's gay dude' what happened

evan:

it's a long story

ty guy:

guysguys

are you coming to the basketball match
on sunday

evan:

of course

jon cena:

wait you play basketball

ty guy:

well no shit sherlock

ur local nerd:

are you troy bolton

are you gonna ditch basketball for singing
and a nerd

ty guy:

yeah totally

ya fave:

where's brock he hasnt been talking at all

brain:

lol his phone died and he's too lazy to
charge it

david !!:

how do you know that

brain:

he's totally not over at my house

ty guy:

pics or it didnt happen

brain:

[image attached]

look at this cute piece of shit

evan:

aww

ur local nerd:

rt ur goals

jon cena:

rt

monkee:

anyways yes tyler we will come to the
match

ty guy:

yea boi

gonna be LIT

ur local nerd:

say lit one more time and im blocking
you

ty guy:

... l i t

ur local nerd:

blocked

evan:

blocked

jon cena:

blocked

monkee:

blocked

david !!:

blocked

brain:

blocked

ya fave:

blocked

ty guy:

guys no


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