boringEmployee1: *talks about horror movies*
boringEmployee2: *responds about boring horror movies*
coolEmployee: Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in walmart
Osomatsu: oh in that case, lemme do the trick. u guys do the filming and lighting and stuff.
boringemployees: what
Osomatsu: we'll make much more money than you can get in vegas bruhs
_later_
boss: ey u new employee! clean up aisle 13
Osomatsu: *gasp* but sir...
boss: what??
Osomatsu: *broken voice* there is no aisle 13....
*cool employeah starts up dramatic music from afar*
boss: whAT THE FUCK
-meanwhile, le house-
Choromatsu: whO LETS HIM GET A JOB???
Todomatsu: KARAMATSU-NIISANNNNNN
Karamatsu: hE WAS WEARING A CUTE LINGERIE - I DONT HAVE THE HEART TO DECLINE-
Todomatsu: WHAT THE FUCK
Choromatsu: what-- whY 'LINGERIE'
Karamatsu: i mEAN--
Jyushimatsu: MY NII-SANS FUCKED
Choromatsu: yOU SHITTY HOMO BROTHERS SHOULD DIE
IMMA GO TO THE WALMART
Todomatsu: YOU'RE SO FIERCE ABOUT GOING TO WALMART
Choromatsu: tO dRAG YOUR 'OH GOD MY VIRGINITY HAS BEEN TAKEN BY A HORSE' BROTHER
YOU PIECE OF SHIT COME WITH ME KARAMATSU
Karamatsu: nON
Jyushimatsu: i wANNA GOH TOO
Todomatsu: yOUTUBE IS GONNA LOVE THIS
*rushes to da walmart*
Ichimatsu: ..... *looks at u readers*
ok
see kids
in this fandom it's either go homo or go home
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A/N
Whoah this book had reached more than 1.8k reads and 200+ votes like what th e fu c k
I just made this book for a friend doe
now it turns out more liek a shitty crack book
u liek dis frikin book???
*le admin, pointing at you with both index fingers* why are u liek dis
anyway, thank y o u f o r e v e n l o o k i n g a t t h i s s h i t t y b o o k
Im gettin even busier with me's campus and shiT WONT LET ME PEACEFULLY READ SINS WITH MY GADGETS THAN SEARCHING FOR SOME MATERIALS I MIGHT NOT REMEMBER IN THE PRESENTATION 2 WEEKS AHEAD OF ME
F U C C
ok good night