Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

hello mark

321 12 4
By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: hey

THEBOSS: is this wade again?

BooperDooper: no, its me u little piece of shit

THEBOSS: ahhhh
THEBOSS: hello mark

BooperDooper: I'm gonna keep this straightforward
BooperDooper: I have no wish to do this whatsoever
BooperDooper: but Bob and wade refuse to talk to me
BooperDooper: until I make up with u

THEBOSS: they're like fucking teachers

BooperDooper: wade has the hair for it

THEBOSS: yea, except he'd probably just be like
THEBOSS: omg man, 2 kool 4 skool right dudes!?!!!!11!?1

BooperDooper: so true

THEBOSS: Bob wud be a gr8 teacher though
THEBOSS: gr8

BooperDooper: sk8

THEBOSS: m8

BooperDooper: flactu8

THEBOSS: experim8

BooperDooper: wat?

THEBOSS: IGNORE THE LAST ONE
THEBOSS: I CANNOT SPELL
THEBOSS: OH THE SHAME

BooperDooper: oh my god XD

THEBOSS: rawr
THEBOSS: it means I love u in dinosaur

BooperDooper: leAVING

THEBOSS: NOOOO COME BACK

BooperDooper: okay

THEBOSS: -.-

BooperDooper: :D

THEBOSS: ur a big piece of poop u know that

BooperDooper: I know
BooperDooper: and I'm sorry

THEBOSS: okay then
THEBOSS: as long as ur not again

BooperDooper: I won't
BooperDooper: cross my heart

THEBOSS: SHES THE TEAR IN MY HEART
THEBOSS: ahem...did I say that out loud

BooperDooper: yes

THEBOSS: oops
THEBOSS: hey, I have to go
THEBOSS: talk again though?

BooperDooper: sure

THEBOSS: good
THEBOSS: bye!

BooperDooper: bye

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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