Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

FELIX FUCK U

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By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: ahoy maties

THEBOSS: arrrr

BooperDooper: oh no! An angry pirate

THEBOSS: harharhar I'm here ta steal ur goooooold

BooperDooper: not my gold!

THEBOSS: harharhar

BooperDooper: nice laugh there mate

THEBOSS: thanks m8

BooperDooper: no problem d00d

THEBOSS: I hate u

BooperDooper: I know :)

THEBOSS: :P

BooperDooper: u know wats delicious
BooperDooper: pancakes

THEBOSS: dick

BooperDooper: pancakes

THEBOSS: dick

BooperDooper: pancakes

THEBOSS: dick

BooperDooper: pâñçåkês

THEBOSS: dïçk

BooperDooper: ur a strange child

THEBOSS: finally we agree on something

BooperDooper: yes, because this is fact
BooperDooper: and not an unusual opinion

THEBOSS: I like pancakes too
THEBOSS: ye happy

BooperDooper: never

THEBOSS: uh huh

BooperDooper: me very sad

THEBOSS: oh I believe u

BooperDooper: R U READY KIDS

THEBOSS: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

BooperDooper: I CANT HEAR U

THEBOSS: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

BooperDooper: OOOOOOOOH
BooperDooper: HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

THEBOSS: SPONGEDICK BONERPANTS

BooperDooper: what

THEBOSS: what

BooperDooper: imma pretend that never happened

THEBOSS: OKAY CAPTAIN

BooperDooper: I don't know what to say
BooperDooper: how does one answer such a statement

THEBOSS: ummmm

BooperDooper: HOW R U TODAY MY FRIEND

THEBOSS: IM GOOD MY BEST PAL
THEBOSS: HOW R U

BooperDooper: IM GOOD BUDDY

THEBOSS: THATS GOOD FREEEEEEEEEEND

BooperDooper: damn straight

THEBOSS: I'm not

BooperDooper: ....

THEBOSS: .....

BooperDooper: back to not knowing how to respond again

THEBOSS: I think that's almost ur permanent state of being

BooperDooper: true, true
BooperDooper: and ur permanent state is as a giant meme

THEBOSS: also very true
THEBOSS: so far today Felix has said 'never let go Jack' twenty øne times

BooperDooper: I want to meet him some day

THEBOSS: LET TODAY B THAT DAY NEW FRIEND -FELIX FUCK U

BooperDooper: hello to u too

THEBOSS: I AM TOO FABULOUS FOR THIS CONVERSATION PEASANT -FELIX FINGERED UR MATE

BooperDooper: wow

THEBOSS: I have good taste in friends

BooperDooper: u do
BooperDooper: I presume this is jack again

THEBOSS: yep
THEBOSS: the one and only

BooperDooper: and I thought u were hyper

THEBOSS: HEY
THEBOSS: IM STILL THE HYPERIST

BooperDooper: if that's wat u want to believe

THEBOSS: I'm definitely the loudest anyway

BooperDooper: hey, sorry I have to go

THEBOSS: that's okay m8

BooperDooper: byeeee

THEBOSS: bye

BooperDooper: bye felix

THEBOSS: BYE BYE BITCH -FELIX FELT UP UR FRIEND

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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