Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

friendship is magic

312 10 6
By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: hi

Booperdooper: hello

THEBOSS: I'm trying to look like I'm actually doing something

Booperdooper: okaaaaaaay

THEBOSS: free class
THEBOSS: and everyone's talking to their friends
THEBOSS: so I'm here like, hello friend!

Booperdooper: HELLO FRIEND

THEBOSS: HI

Booperdooper: WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOR EVER AND EVER

THEBOSS: AND EVER

Booperdooper: YEAH!

THEBOSS: YAY FRIENDSHIP

Booperdooper: I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD B

THEBOSS: UNTIL U ALL SHARED IRS MAGIC WITH ME

Booperdooper: BIG ADVENTURE

THEBOSS: TONS OF FUN

Booperdooper: A BEAUTIFUL HEART FAITHFUL AND STRONG

THEBOSS: SHARING KINDNESS

Booperdooper: ITS AN EASY FEAT

THEBOSS: AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE YEAH

Booperdooper: MY LITTLE PONY

THEBOSS: DONT U KNOW UR ALL MY VERY BEST FRIENDS

Booperdooper: tag urself I'm rarity

THEBOSS: I'm rainbow dash

Booperdooper: because you have rainbows shooting out of ur butt?

THEBOSS: oh yes

Booperdooper: it makes sense
Booperdooper: u r a gay leprechaun after all

THEBOSS: how did u find out my code name

Booperdooper: MAGIC

THEBOSS: OH MY

Booperdooper: COME ON KIDS LETS GET CREATIVE

THEBOSS: NO
THEBOSS: THAT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
THEBOSS: NEVER AGAIN

Booperdooper: but it celebrates the beautiful joys of life!
Booperdooper: like death!

THEBOSS: and rubbing hearts in glitter

Booperdooper: fun hobbies

THEBOSS: fun for all the family

Booperdooper: yep

THEBOSS: we enjoy the finer side of life

Booperdooper: yes
Booperdooper: like watching creepy dads

THEBOSS: that's always fun

Booperdooper: u'd know
Booperdooper: u r daddy after all

THEBOSS: boy, please
THEBOSS: I am a bottom

Booperdooper: THIS BOY IS A BOTTOM

THEBOSS: shh
THEBOSS: oh look, a teacher

Booperdooper: oh yay

THEBOSS: sorry, gtg learn

Booperdooper: education is important kids

THEBOSS: yes it is
THEBOSS: byeeeeeeee

Booperdooper: see ya

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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