Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

hey now

288 15 7
By SpaceOddityPhan

Booperdooper: hey now

THEBOSS: UR AN ALL STAR
THEBOSS: GET UR GAME ON
THEBOSS: GO PLAY
THEBOSS: HEY NOW, UR A ROCK STAR
THEBOSS: GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID
THEBOSS: ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOOOOLD

Booperdooper: why

THEBOSS: because reasons

Booperdooper: I hate u so much

THEBOSS: I know
THEBOSS: but I honestly don't care
THEBOSS: because all star is worth it

Booperdooper: UR WORTH IT

THEBOSS: MAYBE ITS MAYBELLINE

Booperdooper: GO COMPARE

THEBOSS: these r the sort of conversations I live for

Booperdooper: me too jack, me too
Booperdooper: I feel like I can b myself with u

THEBOSS: aww, ur so cheesy :')

Booperdooper: :P

THEBOSS: no really, u stink, go take a shower, ew

Booperdooper: I THOUGHT U LOVED ME
Booperdooper: Y U DO DIS

THEBOSS: and u say I'm meme trash?

Booperdooper: u r tho

THEBOSS: true

Booperdooper: I think a pink moustache wud suit me

THEBOSS: really

Booperdooper: yes

THEBOSS: if that's wat makes u happy
THEBOSS: then go ahead
THEBOSS: LIVE UR DREAM

Booperdooper: I SHALL B CALLED

THEBOSS: WILFORD

Booperdooper: YES
Booperdooper: AND I SHALL LIVE IN A CAVE

THEBOSS: WITH A TINY BOX

Booperdooper: CALLED TIM

THEBOSS: AND U SHALL B HAPPY FOREVER

Booperdooper: YES

THEBOSS: GO
THEBOSS: GO NOW, AND MAKE UR DREAM A REALITY

Booperdooper: YES
Booperdooper: I MUST B ON MY WAY
Booperdooper: THERE'S ALSO AN OLD MAN BESIDE ME READING ALL MY MESSAGES
Booperdooper: SO THAT'S ANOTHER REASON I MUST B ON MY WAY

THEBOSS: Y R U BESIDE AN OLD MAN

Booperdooper: BECAUSE BUSES R EVIL

THEBOSS: THAT MAKES SENSE

Booperdooper: I KNOW

THEBOSS: NOW GO FRIEND

Booperdooper: YES, I WILL

Booperdooper has left the chat.

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