Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

NEXT TIME

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By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: heyo

Booperdooper: hi

THEBOSS: I'm tired

Booperdooper: saaaaaaame

THEBOSS: I may also b bleeding slightly

Booperdooper: not same
Booperdooper: very very not same
Booperdooper: r u okay?
Booperdooper: r u hurt?
Booperdooper: do I need to fuck some shit heads up?

THEBOSS: if u cud that'd be great
THEBOSS: I'm just kinda cut on my leg

Booperdooper: oh shit

THEBOSS: but I'm okay
THEBOSS: its not too deep

Booperdooper: IM WORRIED

THEBOSS: IM FINE
THEBOSS: ITS STOPPED BLEEDING

Booperdooper: IT HAS?

THEBOSS: YES
THEBOSS: CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO KILL THOSE PEOPLE, STICK A KNIFE IN THEIR EYE
THEBOSS: a nice twist on the original rhyme

Booperdooper: u sure ur okay?

THEBOSS: yes! I'm sure

Booperdooper: alright...
Booperdooper: I don't believe u

THEBOSS: yeah yeah

Booperdooper: was it mark?

THEBOSS: for once, no
THEBOSS: it was his friends

Booperdooper: I really want to hurt them all badly

THEBOSS: so do I, believe me

Booperdooper: they shall die by my hand

THEBOSS: I look forward to that
THEBOSS: call me when it happens

Booperdooper: SO CALL ME MAYBE

THEBOSS: no

Booperdooper: :''''''(

THEBOSS: so sad

Booperdooper: much sad
Booperdooper: very cry
Booperdooper: oh so tears

THEBOSS: r u the meme I've always needed in my life

Booperdooper: yes

THEBOSS: come, let us b memes together, for ever and ever

Booperdooper: ITS OUR DESTINY

THEBOSS: YAY!!!

Booperdooper: ITS ALSO TIME FOR ME TO GO UNFORTUNATELY

THEBOSS: AWWW

Booperdooper: YES, MY MOTHER INSISTS UPON IT
Booperdooper: NEXT TIME, MY DEAR FRIEND

THEBOSS: YES

Booperdooper: NEXT TIME

Booperdooper has left the chat.

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