Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

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The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

346 11 11
By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: AND ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

BooperDooper: Hannah Montana is that u

THEBOSS: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

BooperDooper: is this king julian

THEBOSS: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

BooperDooper: is this me when high

THEBOSS: TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS

BooperDooper: okay, that one I don't know

THEBOSS: I must educate u!

BooperDooper: oh no
BooperDooper: what have I started

THEBOSS: panic! at the disco

BooperDooper: okay

THEBOSS: they're awesome
THEBOSS: I say they, but now its only Brendon ;-;

BooperDooper: alrighty then...

THEBOSS: :'-(

BooperDooper: QUICK GIVE ME THE NAME IF A GOOD BOOK

THEBOSS: HARRY POTTER

BooperDooper: OKAY THANKS

THEBOSS: y did u need a good book?
THEBOSS: helloooooooo
THEBOSS: friend where u at
THEBOSS: half an hour later and I'm still a lonely potato

BooperDooper: yo -w

THEBOSS: oh, hey wade!

BooperDooper: sup m8 -w

THEBOSS: y u so cringey

BooperDooper: I ask myself that evry day ;_; -w

THEBOSS: where's mark?

BooperDooper: he is currently running laps around the field outside -bob

THEBOSS: hello Bob!

BooperDooper: hello -bob

THEBOSS: where'd wade go?

BooperDooper: he's talking to a guy I sit beside called john -bob
BooperDooper: never mind, he has left the classroom and is now running with mark -Bob

THEBOSS: okay then
THEBOSS: how're u?

BooperDooper: I'm good, thank you. And you? -bob

THEBOSS: I'm good too

BooperDooper: hello again

THEBOSS: hello?

BooperDooper: it's me

THEBOSS: I was wondering

BooperDooper: if after all these years

THEBOSS: I'd like to meet
THEBOSS: imma presume this is mark I'm speaking to

BooperDooper: CORRECT
BooperDooper: U WON THE GRAND PRIZE OF
BooperDooper: A CHAIR!!!

THEBOSS: OHMIGOD, IM SO OVERWHELMED

BooperDooper: THATS A NORMAL RESPONSE

THEBOSS: I FEEL LIKE KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS

BooperDooper: THAT'S NOT A NORMAL RESPONSE
BooperDooper: BUT WE'LL WORK ON THAT LATER
BooperDooper: CONGRATULATIONS!

THEBOSS: THANK U SO MUCH

BooperDooper: UR WELCOME

THEBOSS: OKAY I MUST LEAVE UNFORTUNATELY
THEBOSS: TEACHERS LOOKING AT ME WITH A STEELY EYE

BooperDooper: AH YES, THE STEELY EYE

THEBOSS: GOODBYE

BooperDooper: BYE BYE :)

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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