Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

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The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

this is very PG

361 16 6
By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: good evenin

BooperDooper: howya mate

THEBOSS: I'm good, and urself

BooperDooper: I'm great

THEBOSS: gooooooooood

BooperDooper: found anyone for valentines day yet?

THEBOSS: nah
THEBOSS: haven't actually left the house for a while, other than school

BooperDooper: there's no one at school?

THEBOSS: nope! Everyone's pretty homophobic

BooperDooper: awwww

THEBOSS: yep
THEBOSS: but how about u anyway?
THEBOSS: mr sporty and popular

BooperDooper: pfffft
BooperDooper: everyone I know is a pile of poop

THEBOSS: is this meant to b a PG conversation?
THEBOSS: Y AM I NEVER WARNED OF THESE THINGS

BooperDooper: oops
BooperDooper: did u not get the five page essay telling u about it

THEBOSS: -_- must have missed it amongst all my other emails

BooperDooper: hmmmmm
BooperDooper: HEY JACK, THIS IS GONNA BE A PG CONVERSATION, KAY?

THEBOSS: YEAH, OKAY, I TOTALLY GOT UR MESSAGE IN TIME

BooperDooper: GOOD

THEBOSS: ya shoe

BooperDooper: ya clock

THEBOSS: ya cup

BooperDooper: ya plant

THEBOSS: UNNECESSARY
THEBOSS: ya mirror

BooperDooper: IM TALKIN TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
BooperDooper: IM ASKIN HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS

THEBOSS: NO MESSAGE, COULDA BEEN ANY CLEARERE
THEBOSS: IF YA WANNA MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

BooperDooper: TAKE ONE LOOK AT URSELF AND MAKE THAT

THEBOSS: CHANGE!!!!!!

BooperDooper: ah, sing a longs, my favourite time of the day

THEBOSS: there's a set time

BooperDooper: yes, of course

THEBOSS: I've been doing sing a longs wrong this whole time

BooperDooper: FOR SHAME

THEBOSS: I SORRY FWEND ;-;

BooperDooper: apology accepted fwend

THEBOSS: frens?

BooperDooper: frens.

THEBOSS: do u like twenty one pilots?

BooperDooper: .....I wanna say I do, but
BooperDooper: I don't know who they r
BooperDooper: don't kill me please!

THEBOSS: THIS.
THEBOSS: IS.
THEBOSS: AN.
THEBOSS: OUTRAGE.
THEBOSS: GO LISTEN TO SOME FRICKING TØP RIGHT NOW

BooperDooper: jack, keeping things PG, even in a mindless rage :D

THEBOSS: GO
THEBOSS: NOW
THEBOSS: I'M NOT SPEAKING TO U AGAIN UNTIL U LISTEN TO THEM

BooperDooper: okay, okay!
BooperDooper: I'm going!

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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