Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

LET IT GO

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By SpaceOddityPhan

Booperdooper: I PUT MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES

THEBOSS: SINGING AYEO, GOTTA LET GO

Booperdooper: I WANNA CELEBRATE AND LIVE MY LIFE

THEBOSS: SAYING AYEO, BABY LETS GO

Booperdooper: I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS

THEBOSS: ME EITHER
THEBOSS: LET IT GOOO

Booperdooper: NO

THEBOSS: YES

Booperdooper: NO

THEBOSS: :-(
THEBOSS: WHY

Booperdooper: BECAUSE SPARKLING SNOWMEN ARENT NICE TO LOOK AT

THEBOSS: I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TWILIGHT

Booperdooper: -.-
Booperdooper: BUT STILL NO

THEBOSS: AWWWW

Booperdooper: NEVERRRRR

THEBOSS: Y CANT U JUST LET IT GO MARK

Booperdooper: I WILL LEAVE

THEBOSS: DONT LEAVE MEEEEEE

Booperdooper: I WILL
Booperdooper: WATCH ME

THEBOSS: WHIP

Booperdooper: NO

THEBOSS: HEHEHE

Booperdooper: U BRING THESE THINGS ON URSELF
Booperdooper: I MUST LEAVE TO A FARAWAY LAND
Booperdooper: TO GET AWAY FROM UR VINES AND MEMES

THEBOSS: that's okay
THEBOSS: u cannot escape the vines and memes
THEBOSS: they will find u
THEBOSS: u can't run

Booperdooper: and here I was, think I cud escape to england, and have a cool moustache

THEBOSS: u think moustaches r cool?

Booperdooper: yeah

THEBOSS: on their own? Like, with no beard?

Booperdooper: yeah! I wud look awesome

THEBOSS: suuuuuuure

Booperdooper: I wud!

THEBOSS: if that's wat u want to believe

Booperdooper: hey!

THEBOSS: goodbye now friend
THEBOSS: my chariot awaits

Booperdooper: aww, okay
Booperdooper: bye!

THEBOSS: and by chariot, I mean I'm about to walk home, and don't want to walk into people
THEBOSS: bai!

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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