Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

MY CHOCOLATE :(

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By SpaceOddityPhan

Booperdooper: hey jack!

THEBOSS: hello mark

Booperdooper: how're things?

THEBOSS: they're okay

Booperdooper: r u alright?

THEBOSS: yeah, of course! y do u ask?

Booperdooper: u just seem a little down

THEBOSS: meh, just people at school

Booperdooper: something happen?

THEBOSS: not really
THEBOSS: just the usual, some punches, some shoving, some bad language

Booperdooper: r u okay?

THEBOSS: just a couple of bruises, otherwise, I'm fine!

Booperdooper: u sure?

THEBOSS: yep!
THEBOSS: how r u anyway?

Booperdooper: I'm good
Booperdooper: not really in any mood, ya know?

THEBOSS: yeah

Booperdooper: CHOCOLATE
Booperdooper: OH YES

THEBOSS: DO U HAVE CHOCOLATE

Booperdooper: YEEEEP

THEBOSS: NOOOO, I WANT CHOCOLATE ;-;

Booperdooper: HA, ITS ALLLLLL MIIIIIINE
Booperdooper: NO ONE CAN EAT MY CHOCOLATE
BooperDooper: WADE, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CHOCOLATE U SOCK
Booperdooper: NOT MY CHOCOLATE

THEBOSS: I'm not sure if I want to know wats going on or not

Booperdooper: wade ate my chocolate :(

THEBOSS: I like chocolate

Booperdooper: so do I!

THEBOSS: FRIENDSHIP

Booperdooper: FRIENDSHIP

THEBOSS: YAAAAAAY!
THEBOSS: I HAVE CAKE

Booperdooper: I have no food now :'(

THEBOSS: if we knew each other, I wud let u have my cake
THEBOSS: WHICH IS NOT SOMETHING U SHUD TAKE FOR GRANTED
THEBOSS: VERY FEW PEOPLE GET TO HAVE MY CAKE SHARED WITH THEM

Booperdooper: I am actually at a loss for words
Booperdooper: u wud really share ur cake with me?

THEBOSS: yes. Yes I wud.

Booperdooper: u r my favourite person

THEBOSS: u r my favourite person too

Booperdooper: friendship? :D

THEBOSS: friendship. :D

Booperdooper: I hate to ruin our blessed moment by saying I have to go, but
Booperdooper: I have to go
Booperdooper: talk later?

THEBOSS: definitely!
THEBOSS: bye marky :D

Booperdooper: see ya jacky :D

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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