Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

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The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

sup m8

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By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: hey mark

BooperDooper: yo

THEBOSS: do u like school?
THEBOSS: cause u know I don't like it, but how is it for u

BooperDooper: meh
BooperDooper: school is just school I guess
BooperDooper: I'm pretty popular and I'm pretty sporty

THEBOSS: how the fuck r we friends again?

BooperDooper: because all us awesome folk must stick together

THEBOSS: oh yeah
THEBOSS: how cud I forget :-)

BooperDooper: I'm not sure
BooperDooper: did my amazingness cause u memory loss

THEBOSS: oh yes, I fainted in the glory of ur facial features

BooperDooper: I always knew it
BooperDooper: my beauty can cause anyone to suddenly have a heart

THEBOSS: HEY
THEBOSS: I HAVE A HEART
THEBOSS: SORTA
THEBOSS: ITS DECAYING SLIGHTLY
THEBOSS: BUT ITS THERE!

BooperDooper: really?
BooperDooper: how strange
BooperDooper: and here I was thinking u had a gaping cavity where ur heart was meant to b

THEBOSS: pffffft
THEBOSS: I never had one to begin with

BooperDooper: U ADMIIIIIIIIIT

THEBOSS: NOOOOOOOPE
THEBOSS: I ADMIT NOTHING
THEBOSS: U'LL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH

BooperDooper: Y U LYING, Y U ALWAYS LYING

THEBOSS: DONT USE MY SACRED VINES AGAINST ME!
THEBOSS: THEY R TO B TREATED WITH THE UTMOST CARE
THEBOSS: THEY HAVE DIGNITY 

BooperDooper: then we definitely wud'nt mix
BooperDooper: my dignity died loooooooooong ago

THEBOSS: so we do have something in common.......

BooperDooper: :D

THEBOSS: pasta or noodles?
THEBOSS: dinner struggles

BooperDooper: noodles.
BooperDooper: always noodles.

THEBOSS: WAT ABOUT PASTA
THEBOSS: U PEASANT

BooperDooper: PASTA IS FOR THE WEAK

THEBOSS: WAT U TRYING TO SAY HERE M8

BooperDooper: ohmigod no.

THEBOSS: hehehe
THEBOSS: did u get wat u deserve

BooperDooper: that will b burned in my mind forever

THEBOSS: revenge is sweet

BooperDooper: it sure is dude

THEBOSS: OH FUCK NO

BooperDooper: see?
BooperDooper: it really is sweet

THEBOSS: I hate u :-)

BooperDooper: I know :)

THEBOSS: THIS IS Y WE SHUD B ENEMIES

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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