THEBOSS: hey hey
THEBOSS: I'm Mr Nay Nay
BooperDooper: GODAMMIT JACK
THEBOSS: I DID NOTHING
THEBOSS: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEEEEE
Booperdooper: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YA POOPER
THEBOSS: NEVERRRRRR
THEBOSS: hey, I just realised
Booperdooper: yeah?
THEBOSS: u never told me wat u look like!
Booperdooper: oh yeah!
Booperdooper: well, I'm incredibly handsome, I have beautiful red hair, amazing brown eyes, lovely tan skin and I'm awesomely kinda small
THEBOSS: don't forget ur very modest
Booperdooper: can't forget that!
THEBOSS: course not! That'd b a tragedy.....
THEBOSS: I MEAN SIN
THEBOSS: NOOOOOOOO
THEBOSS: I HAVE BETRAYED MY ANCESTORS
THEBOSS: I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF
THEBOSS: DONT LOOK AT MEEEEEH
Booperdooper: ........
Booperdooper: r they more song lyrics?
THEBOSS: YES
THEBOSS: NOW GO LISTEN TO PANIC! AT THE DISCO WHILE I SIT HERE AND CRY
THEBOSS: BECAUSE I HAVE DISOBEYED THE GOLDEN RULE
THEBOSS: WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES
Booperdooper: well, on that note
Booperdooper: do u want to meet my friends?
Booperdooper: they really wanna get to know u
THEBOSS: umm....sure? I guess?
THEBOSS: r they nice?
Booperdooper: very! They love video games and doggos so therefore, they r awesome
THEBOSS: they do sound amazing
THEBOSS: AND ANY FRIEND OF DOGGOS IS A FRIEND OF MINE
THEBOSS: LET US TALK TO THE FRIENDS OF DESTINY!!!!!!
Booperdooper: yo yo yo -w
Booperdooper: hello -b
Booperdooper: this is awkward, but w is my friend wade
Booperdooper: and b is my friend Bob
THEBOSS: HELLO
THEBOSS: I LIKE CAKE
THEBOSS: AND U SHUD TOO
THEBOSS: and if u don't, leave immediately, I refuse to speak to u
Booperdooper: CAKE 4 PRESIDENT -w
Booperdooper: stop trying to b relatable wade -m
Booperdooper: this is a very awkwardly written conversation -b
Booperdooper: like, right now, these two idiots are arguing about who should be allowed to text next -b
THEBOSS: how come ur all on his phone anyway?
Booperdooper: mines out of power -w
Booperdooper: I don't have any apps on my phone -b
Booperdooper: I'm Mark! -m
THEBOSS: this conversation is ridiculous
Booperdooper: -ly great! :D
Booperdooper: its just me now anyway
Booperdooper: Bob and wade left ;-;
THEBOSS: please tell me u slapped wade in the face first
Booperdooper: y?
THEBOSS: I dunno I just feel like he deserves it
Booperdooper: me every day
THEBOSS: as it seems all of our conversations lately end
THEBOSS: I have to go back to paying attention
THEBOSS: sadly
THEBOSS: bai! :D
Booperdooper: byeeeeeee
THEBOSS has left the chat.