Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!

By JustCecil_

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Ichimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story... More

Brothers Bonding
Make Up
Differences?
Dumb Idiot
Fat
Iyami's Long Lost Brother
Chocolate
Clapping Eyes
Sleepover
The Defibrillator Toaster
Osomatsu as a janitor
Ichimatsu as a drug dealer
Fuck, Marry, Kill
monopoly
Ichimatsu and Mr. Life
TOTTY WHY
Episode 23 "Kamimatsu" in a nutshell
Sassy Choromatsu
Drunk Matsu
guess my ships #stopkaramatsubullying2k17
Under The Skirt ~
Reincarnations
i c h i m a t s u
Osomatsu as a Walmart employee
Bish

KaraJyushi smut

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By JustCecil_

A/N
KaraJyushi ahead. I found this in a comic in pinterest, forgot what's its name :P

Also it fits both of them :v

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Karamatsu: Don't forget to open your fortune cookie! :D

Jyushimatsu: Okay ~ :D

Ichimatsu: Do fortune cookies really nessesary? Geez

Todomatsu: How did we end up in a Chinese restaurant in the first place?

Choromatsu: Ask Karamatsu. But he did say he won in horse racing

Osomatsu: fuck it, imma go eat these

Karamatsu: Shh! My little Jyushimatsu, what does your fortune cookie say?

*there's a piece of paper inside the cookie, written 'will you marry me?'*

Jyushimatsu: UWOHH??

Osomatsu: LOL GAY

Todomatsu: OH GOODNESS YOU ACTUALLY GONNA PROPOSE

Choromatsu: WHAT THE HELL KARAMATSU

Ichimatsu: oh my god

Karamatsu: STFU YOU SHITTY BROTHERS I KNOW YOU'RE ALL HOMOS TOO

Choromatsu: IM STRAIGHT

Ichimatsu: lol yeah right

Karamatsu: What is your answer, my lil Jyushi????!???!?

Jyushimatsu: yESSS!!!!!

Karamatsu: oH MY GODDDDD

*later*

Karamatsu: *sobs* hE MARRIED THE COOKIE, NII-SAN!! HE MARRIED THE COOKIE

Osomatsu: hahaha i guess u wont lose your virginity before us

Choromatsu: u brothers are the worst

Ichimatsu: I wonder when will juice boi fuck a cookie

Todomatsu: their making out part would be on the top ten of the hottest porn ever

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A/N

Oh, did I say smut? I mean hardcore yaoi ahead

oh, it's not hardcore at all? ok

what, im messing with you? nahh ur just imagining things

this is legit smut.

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