I'm guessing it's been about a month since I arrived here. I have made some of the best moments of my life here. Like, about a week ago, Chris took me outside and played with a stick, like a dog. I couldn't believe it at first, but then I got to keep the stick, so it was pretty awesome. One time, Chris took me in his truck just for a drive. We where truly best friends. Chris told me about unusual friendships, like a dog who became friends with a cheetah. Cheetahs scare me as much as owls do.
Yesterday our commercial for Chick-Fa-La was put on the air, we all watched the first viewing live on a big screen. After it was over, a picture of me appeared. See.
I look amazing.