Everyone Pick on Pit Book

By nightlightfirefly315

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Poor, Pit. But to be honest, no one here feels sorry for him. •Forth Wall May Be Broken• More

Welcome!
Sorry, Pit
Join the Troll Side {Open}
Pit Strikes Back
Da Mirror
Pit Be Brave
Pit Gets a Kick Out Da Door
Da Booty
ML...PEE...?
Dark Pit's Birthday
Bro Time!
Orne Succ :v
Join the Eviloidas
He Saw It Coming
With A Side of Fried Chicken
Falling Chickens
CPUs Be Bugging...
CPUs Be Bugging 2
Haha! Lawl
First
It's Been Long
Oh
1k, Chickens. Bow Down
We Are Family
I Feel Like This Low-Key Happened
Another One
NAAAAAAAAA
Ha!
Hate When This Happen
Christmas
If You've Seen This, Let Mah Know
2k!!
Happy New Year
The Box
This Again...
Haha Palutena
Darky
Savage Much?
CPUs Be Bugging 3
Having a Big Closet
O E O E O E Oreo
3k
I See What You Did There
Welp
What?
Totally Not Clickbait
Pizzzzzza
MONTHS HAD PASSED
Um
Yop
STAHP
A Celebration of the End
6k ya Dunse
25 Years Later. Its Back. Not Really.
Another N.E.C Short
7, 000 views
N.E.C. Another OnE
Underworld Minion Converter
Wry
For Antony ("Take It Easy")
Add this conversation to KIU port
I uh...
OH GODS OH CARP AW HECC
The one time Dark Pit raised his voice
The Magical-

Time to Call Palutena

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Pit: *Driving around in the Exo-Tank*

Pit: *Parks the Exo-Tank*

Pit: *Leaves it on and running to get something from the vending machine*

Dark Pit: *Jumps into the Exo-Tank-*

Pit: *Turns around to see his Exo-Tank being stolen*

Dark Pit: *Drives away in Pit's Exo-Tank*

Pit: ...Welp! *Pulls out his phone and calls Palutena*

Palutena: Hello, Pit.

Pit: Um, hi.

Palutena: What happened now?

Pit: Someone stole my Exo-Tank. Can I have a new one?

Palutena: Actually, that was the last one we have. You know what that means. *Hangs up*

Pit: *Dies inside*

Pit: ...

Pit: *Sighs*

Pit: *Begins to walk back to Skyworld*

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