"Billy i tells ya.
some people are kinda dumb
they wouldn't know their asses
from a hole in the ground"
He'd laugh and drink his beer
"and some should only take showers
cause if they had a bath
they would probably drown."
"And your buddy Cam
he's so dumb sometimes
i swear he must be twins
he's like a wilted rose"
he'd open another beer, take a sip
"and that one that your sister is dating
if brains were dynamite
that idiot could'd blow his nose"