Perrie and Fifth Harmony
Pez: guy I have a video that will lift your spirits
Mani: why would we want to lift our spirits
Pez: cause trump won and everyone is feeling so many different emotions
Camz: so show us the video
Pez: it's a Jenna Marbles video
Ally: OMG it's a dog wedding
Ally: I always wanted to part of one,know I am
Lern: is it funny that I cried
Lern: they just look so in love
DJ: I wish that was me one day
DJ: it would be the happiest day of my life
DJ: unless I don't like the person I'm marring
Camz: I don't think that would happen
Mani: Perrie,is Jade still crying
Pez: yes,how much water does she have in her
Lern: that's what Jade said
Ally: Lauren stop with the dirty jokes
Lern: sorry that's the only thing that keeps me happy right now
Camz: what about me
Lern: yeah,and that
Pez: why don't you guys just have sex to make each other happy
Camz: that's what I told Lauren but she is to sad to even get up of bed
Lern: I'm just being a lazy ass
Lern: and listening to Selena Y Los Dinos
Pez: who is that
Camz: one of the best singers ever in the world
Pez: then why haven't I heard of her
Camz: cause you're English
Pez: so she sings in Spanish
Camz: yes
Lern: but she also has some songs in English
Lern: like Dreaming Of You and I Could Fall In love
Mani: I fucking love dreaming of you
Pez: is she still alive
Ally: no,she was killed at the age of 23
Pez: killed
Ally: yes killed
DJ: fuck you Yolanda Saldivar
Pez: is she the one that killed her
DJ: duh
Mani: wow this went dark fast
Ally: well that's how our four years are going to be
Pez: Amen Preach
Ally: well you know I am Allysus