[a/n GUYS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
also you're gonna love this chapter. trust me.]
gay: BROCK KISSED ME LAST NIGHT BYE
gay left No Homo™
eve: WHAT
monkee: WHAT
moose: DAMMIT BRIAN
ty guy added gay to No Homo™
ty guy: DID YOU ENJOY IT
gay: hell yeah i did
moose: i told you not to say anyone
jon cena: WAIT THEY KISSED
jon cena added ur local nerd to No Homo™
jon cena: BROCK KISSED BRIAN YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS
ur local nerd: WHAT
ur local nerd: GOD DAMMIT BROCK
ur local nerd: COULDN'T YOU WAIT ANOTHER TWO DAYS
moose: did you guys seriously bet on us
jon cena: what no of course not
moose: also brian we didn't kiss we made out
ur local nerd: HOOO BOY
eve: EVEN BETTER
ty guy added ya fave to No Homo™
ty guy: THEY DID MAKE OUT GIVE ME MY EIGHT DOLLARS BACL
ya fave: SHIT DID THEY ACTUALLY
ya fave added david !! to No Homo™
ya fave: brock and brian kissed i owe u a milkshake
david !!: :)
monkee: hi david
david !! hi lui!
eve: wait you guys know each other?
david !!: me and lui have been friends since middle school lol
ur local nerd: i only know jon and brian
gay: nobody asked you craig
ur local nerd: fuck you
ty guy: we all go to the same high school how do we not know each other
eve: shut up everyone and introduce yourselves with name/gender/sexuality/pronouns !!
ya fave: why tho
eve: so that way we dont assume youre straight and cis you fuck
jon cena: i'll start because yeah
jon cena: i'm jon i'm a polysexual cis boy he/him hi
eve: my name is eve or evan i'm genderfluid and i like boys !! he/she !!
ty guy: sup you gay fucks i'm tyler i'm a demiboy and i like chicks and dicks he/they
moose: hello!! i'm brock!! i'm a trans boy!! i'm asexual polyromantic!! he/him!!
gay: cutie
gay: the name's brian i'm demiaro ace he/him
monkee: hi! i'm lui i'm agender and i like boys ay ze/zir
monkee: also i think i'm polyamorous idk
moose: that's great bud!!
ur local nerd: hey hi i'm craig a smol non-binary pal who likes chicks dicks and everything in-between they/them
ya fave: sup motherfuckers i'm marcel i'm a boy and i'm super fucking gay he/him
monkee: didnt you at one point say you were straight tho
ya fave: that was before i made out with the captain of the football team whoops
ty guy: nice
david !!: hello i'm david!! i'm pansexual and cis, he/him!
david !!: also lui i'm poly too!!
monkee: ay poly squad!
jon cena: i'm polysexual do i count
david !!: no fuck you
eve: and that's what you missed on glee