Pit: I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number! *offers Dark Pit a piece of paper*
Dark Pit: *rejects the number* Pit, I know that's the wrong number. You didn't even have a girlfriend in the first place.
Pit: At least I can get girls.
Dark Pit: Only if you really, REALLY try too. Keep it up and your flirting will become desperation.
Pit: ...A-At least I have rock hard muscles!
Dark Pit: You lost that a while ago. Must be all the floor ice cream.
Pit: FLOOR ICE CREAM GIVES YOU HEALTH!
Palutena: Actually, Pittoo is right. I gave you extra ice cream this month. I know you gained weight. We're going on a diet.
Dark Pit: *gives the "I know I'm right" face*
Pit: *becomes SpongeBob's evil doodle*