adrianhowlter: people are bullying me
adrianhowlter: in a freaking group chat
philly: wtf why ur so cool
adrianhowlter: ikr
adrianhowlter: btw u aren't supposed to use that language
philly: who's the dad here? :)
adrianhowlter: for jesus christ
philly: anyways
philly: do u want me to break someones leg
adrianhowlter: nuu don't get aggressiv
adrianhowlter: they're not exactly bullying they're just saying u and papa are stupid lol
philly: excuse me wtf
philly: why are we stupid
adrianhowlter: i think they're just jealous bc i have beautiful parents and their parents are like 40+
philly: lmao
philly: they see me rollin
adrianhowlter: dO not
philly: ..they hatin
adrianhowlter: oh god why aren't u 40+ it would hurt less
philly: stfu u love it
adrianhowlter: by the wAy this girl in my school keeps asking me for ur nudes bc she thinks ur 11/10
philly: whats her name
adrianhowlter: jenna (unclestiles u happy m8?)
philly: she's into married men wtf kids these days
adrianhowlter: everyone is into married men wyd??
philly: ok tru but still shE IS SO SMOL I CANT SEND HER NUDES
adrianhowlter: so if she was older u would send her nudes?
adrianhowlter: i'm telling papa that
philly: WHAT OBVIOUSLY NOT
philly: I WAS JUST SAYING
adrianhowlter: it's okay your secret is safe w me
philly: i stg adrian if u do anything to mess things up
adrianhowlter: trust mE im ur son
philly: u told papa that i ate ur cereal i can't really trust u
adrianhowlter: oK THAT WAS PERSONAL
philly: hOw WAS THAT PERSONAL
adrianhowlter: u knew that was my favourite cereal u ate it bc u wanted to wind me up
philly: that
philly: is not true
philly: i was just hungry
adrianhowlter: i see right through u don't even try to lie
philly: ok u got me but it waS ALL FUN AND GAMES YA KNO
adrianhowlter: don't mess w my cereal
philly: ur literally my son u've inherited the ultimate love for cereal
adrianhowlter: i'll take that as a compliment
philly: it is one
adrianhowlter: thank
philly: are they still bullying u
adrianhowlter: idc
philly: good
philly: u tell me if it gets out of hand ok i'll kick them in the face
adrianhowlter: nice defence
philly: i know
adrianhowlter: ily dad
philly: ily too son do u want icecream when i come back
adrianhowlter: cookies too and pls come home earlier today bc i need help in packing for camp
philly: but its only saturday we have tomorrow
adrianhowlter: idc i wanna pack today
philly: oki doki
adrianhowlter: ok bye dad see u at home
philly: kk
adrianhowlter: dAd
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i want a dad like phil
in ways more than one if ya kno what i mean ;)