[ P Y R O ]
I fucking hate Roman.
That motherfucker.
That...that...
Loser?
I suck at roasting I know.
But because of that fat pig Leafy probably hates me more than ever!
Actually I don't think that's possible...
Anyways...
Today's the young leaf's birthday and I don't know what to do.
I wanna get him a present but how would I give it to him?
Whatever I'll figure it out.
So I decided to head to the mall, and see what I could find.
After a going into a few stores I come across an electronic store. ( I would say best buy but I live in Canada so I'm not sure if they have best buys in Utah 😂😂😂)
I head inside. After looking around a bit I find a mic that would be perfect for Calvin.
He's always complaining in his videos about how shitty his current one is.
So I take it, pay for it and leave.
I'm walking home when I pass a clothing store.
I stop walking and back trace.
Just like I had thought there was a sign in the window.
It read:
SALE!!!
"Customizable Snapback hats starting at $1.00"
$$$$
Well...uh...OK?
Leafy is practically known for his snapbacks. I've never seen him without one.
So I head into the store and a make 3 hats.
The first one is black and red and says LEAFY on the front.
The second one is white, gray and light blue and says CALLIE
And the third one... It's white and black and says 'Sorry'
I know. But I'm desperate.
I pay for the three hats and head home.
I stop once to get a white gift bag from a corner store.
-home-
When I get home I put the mic and snapbacks into the gift bag and write a note to go with.
Now how to give it to him?
#MEANWHILE#
[ C A L V I N ]
Today was my birthday.
What was I doing?
Nothing.
Literally I've been sitting here for a hour.
I was supposed to hang out with Martin today.
In fact he was supposed to pick me up an hour ago.
I tried to call him but he doesn't pick up.
I was sad. Was he gonna stand me up on my birthday?
I mean like other people had said things like:
" happy birthday Calvin ",
" happy birthday day young leaf boy" ,
" another year so grow the fuck up you pretentious fuck boi."
But from Martin?
Nothing.
It was seriously putting me down.
I was lonely as fuck.
And that's how I ended up throwing myself a party.
I got out a years supply of candy and chocolate.
Next I put on my playlist of beachwalk. And start jamming out.
Well and stuffing my face with candy.
It was fun...
For about 2 hours.
After that I was sick of candy. I felt like I was gonna throw up.
And yet? Martin still wasn't here!
Maybe he's busy
I decide to head over to Martin's house to see if anything was holding him up.
What if you see something you don't want to?
I push the thought out of my head.
-AT MARTIN'S-
I'm at Martin's front door and about to knock when I hear some whispers.
Me being the ninja I am, summersault under a window and look in.
There I see Martin and and another guy?
Don't jump to conclusions cal
What I hear next shocks me.
[ A U S T I N ]
I'm speechless.
How much of his YouTube revenue did Calvin use to pay Roman to say those things?!?
No way Roman actually likes me.
I haven't talked to Roman in a day which is a long time for us..
Oh No what if Calvin sent screenshots of our conversation too?
I was full on freaking the fuck out.
That's why I almost missed a text from Roman
12:37
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RoMAN: uh dude?
Aussie:
yeah???
RoMAN: any chance Calvin sent you some screenshots?😶😶
Aussie:
yes?
RoMAN:
😨😨😨
Aussie:
uh did he send u any?
RoMAN: yup
R√ 12:51
RoMAN: dude?
RoMAN: hello?
RoMAN: Austin?
Aussie:
can't live without me?
😙😘😜😝
RoMAN: NO
Aussie:
sure
Namor: it's true!!
Namor: wait wtf?
Namor: wtf is my name?
Aussie:
it's Roman backwards
Namor: dude that's so gay
Nitsua:
whatever
Nitsua:
😕😑😕😑
Nitsua:
& u call me gay
Namor:😁
Nitsua:
I fucking sound like an anime character.
Namor: that's wat makes so damn funny!
Aussie:
whatever
Roman: whatever
Aussie:
OK about the screenshots
Roman: yea...
Aussie:
could you show me them?
Roman: you want me to screenshot the screenshots?😀😁😂
Aussie:
yes dumbass
Roman: fine but only if you show me the ones The motherfucker sent me.
Aussie:
deal
~Roman has sent you a picture~
~You have sent a picture~
Aussie:
I'm gonna fucking kill that pinecone, no joke
💣🔫🔪🔫🔪💣
RoMAN: you like me?
Aussie:
yea we're friends
RoMAN:
you know what I mean
Aussie:
what if I said no?
RoMAN:
I'd prob be heart broken if we're being honest and shit
Aussie:
and if I said yes?
RoMAN: I don't know, ask you out?
Aussie: oh
Roman: 'oh'?
Aussie:
well then I like you I like you alot
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Damn
I wanted to update quickly so no I didn't proofread sorry😂😂😂