[ P Y R O ]
I fucking hate Roman.
That motherfucker.
That...that...
Loser?
I suck at roasting I know.
But because of that fat pig Leafy probably hates me more than ever!
Actually I don't think that's possible...
Anyways...
Today's the young leaf's birthday and I don't know what to do.
I wanna get him a present but how would I give it to him?
Whatever I'll figure it out.
So I decided to head to the mall, and see what I could find.
After a going into a few stores I come across an electronic store. ( I would say best buy but I live in Canada so I'm not sure if they have best buys in Utah 😂😂😂)
I head inside. After looking around a bit I find a mic that would be perfect for Calvin.
He's always complaining in his videos about how shitty his current one is.
So I take it, pay for it and leave.
I'm walking home when I pass a clothing store.
I stop walking and back trace.
Just like I had thought there was a sign in the window.
It read:
SALE!!!
"Customizable Snapback hats starting at $1.00"
$$$$
Well...uh...OK?
Leafy is practically known for his snapbacks. I've never seen him without one.
So I head into the store and a make 3 hats.
The first one is black and red and says LEAFY on the front.
The second one is white, gray and light blue and says CALLIE
And the third one... It's white and black and says 'Sorry'
I know. But I'm desperate.
I pay for the three hats and head home.
I stop once to get a white gift bag from a corner store.
-home-
When I get home I put the mic and snapbacks into the gift bag and write a note to go with.
Now how to give it to him?
#MEANWHILE#
[ C A L V I N ]
Today was my birthday.
