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Random things and ideas, staring off with a conversation with Cleverbot. Cover Credit to -GrandLarceny- More

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Beginning of a Book
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Gun Control in America Rant
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I Was Gonna Say Something
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Authors Note
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Charlie the Unicorn
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Too Much Coffee
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Deal With the Devil (Part 1?)
Sleep Well
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Valentines Day (Vallock)
Birthday Vallock
The Family, The Still, and The Girl
My Attempt At Beating Writers Block
Math, Life, and Me
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HTLA Chapter One
HTLA Chapter Two
HTLA Chapter Three
HTLA Chapter Four
HTLA Chapter Five
HTLA Chapter Six
How They Loved Alice Last Chapter
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Ringmaster
Part One Of None
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Water Sprites and Bunions
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Night 4.0

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By tardisaddiction

Okie dokie then. I think this is 4.0 but I'm not sure so ima just guess.

Do you know what happened today? Well, a lot of things happened but ima start with this one.

So I was sitting on my stairs with my laptop and I get this phone call. Now, my phone is almost the exact same phone number as the hospital. There is only a one-number difference, so I get a lot of wrong numbers.

So anywho I answer this phone number and they say,

"Who is this?" As soon as I pick up, which I find very rude. They didn't even say hello. Anyway, I just kind of say there in silence waiting for them to say something else and they just repeat themselves. Well, it was a he so I'm calling them a he now.

Okay, so, I say, "I'm sorry but I think you have the wrong number."

And he goes, "Is this the hospital?" And I am facepalming now with my eyes closed and I was super irritated. This was also at like midnight, so... Yeah. I wasn't happy at all.

"No, you have the wrong number." I say, and then I just kind of move the phone away from my face cos I've gotten multiple reactions to that. Once a guy cussed me out, but most people just hang up without another word, but this dude just kind of breathed in heavily like he was stressed or something and didn't hang up. He must have heard how irritated I was cos then he said,

"Oh, sorry. Are you okay?"

And I nearly screamed at him. Before anything else could be said I just hung up. So I wouldn't over react, cos, when I start getting tired I 1: Get more impatient 2: get sleep drunk and 3: my patience thins.

So I thought that was the end of it, but no! He calls me TEN. STINKING. TIMES. within a hour. So at 1 AM I send a text which says,

"Please quit calling this number. This is not the hospital and I am trying to sleep." I know the second part was a lie but this dude was creeping me out. So he replies with,

"bAbai"

I don't even know what that is! I'm guessing it's 'bye bye' but I don't know.

Anyway, creepiest most annoying wrong number ever.

HAY GUESS WUT

My dad and I are playing a writing game! He flew out of town this morning and while he was waiting for a plane to come in he got an idea. He sent me avtextvwhen I was babysitting challenging me to a contest hehe. It's where he takes a picture of something and I have to write one Word page of something inspired by that picture! It took him nearly 7 hours to find something worth taking a picture of but he did it and I get to writrvthebfirstbpsge but ibebgotbseuous writers block. I had it on Wednesday then in Thursday knbsdvavlarge burst of inspiration and creativity and I WASTED ITVALL IN ONE DAY and now I have Kobe leftbfirbtoday *shsne*

And now I feel bad for making him waist overnight. I mean IT'S ONLY ONEVPAGE but he took a REAKKYBHARD PUCTIRE

and I'm shouting I'm sorry I'm just so fired!

AND SEB IS GONE OFF WATTPAD INDEFINITELY AND I FREAKED OUT. It was not pretty....

But everyone else is still beds! Irene has kinda disappeared tho...

Ugh in so tried! Sorry bout the repelling. My eyed are crosses and don't find uncrossed. Ibhstrvyhis feeling hdtvsibcsbt Dré anything proper joy and sim sky go fir I think IMS go to bed not cod this is probably not making any sense so much for autocorrect

SIRI YOU ARE BURBLY

okay I can see now sort of. Ugg

Val has writers block sbd I wanna help cos I KNOW WHAT'S GONNS HAPLEB IN TIME BOMB SBD NO ONE EKSE MAAGSHAGAHAFAGSF I'm SIDE TIREF OKEAE HELP ME NIUUUUUUUUU

TONY NEARLY DIED COS HE KICKSD LOKI WHERE MEN SHOULD NIT BE KICKED.

Oh and Sherlock and I cannot stop yawning and hiccuping.

LAKAKAALALALAKA ANAKIIIIIIIIIIN SKYYYYYWAAAALLLLKAAAH

Okay done wit dis for mos note nite

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