*Army chasing Air Force*
Army: Give me my cap back!
Air Force: Ha! You're too slow!
Marine: *snatches hat from Air Force and gives it to Army* You two need to calm down.
Army: He started it. *puts hat back on his head*
Seal: You need to lighten up, Marine.
Marine: *glares*
Army: Hey, where's Green?
Green Beret: I'm here. Hi Sal.
Seal: It's Seal! Sea Air and Land!
Green Beret: Where does the E come from?
Air Force: He does have a point.
Seal: IT'S SEAL. THE NAVY SEALS.
Green Beret: You're just upset because I'm better than you.
Seal: In your dreams!
CIA: This is why we don't have parties.
Air Force: You're such a party-pooper.
CIA: Can we finish this up? I've got stuff to do.
Paratrooper: You just want to go galavanting across the world.
CIA: It's a lot more interesting than here where were all arguing with each other.
*seal and green beret still arguing*
*both start fighting*
CIA: And this is why we don't have family reunions often.