At the hospital
"Miss, I'm going to need you to go back to your bed," the nurse repeats.
"Mia come on," Dean says.
"I feel like I have to poo I'm not getting up," I say.
"Miss, that's normal," the nurse says.
"Baby come on," Dean grabs my hand, but I slap it away.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DEAN! YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!" I yell.
"Ok then," He walks out the bathroom.
"Please? We don't want the baby to fall in the toilet," she tells me.
"Okay I'm getting up," she helps me up and we walk out the door, but as we're mid-way out the door my right leg slips and I'm left in a squat position. I can feel the baby slipping out. Dean comes to hold me up while the nurse gets a pillow. She slides under me and the baby doesn't fall on the pillow like planned, it just hangs from the umbilical cord. The nurse cuts it and I can't help but laugh.
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