Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Ba-dum Tish!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
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Why did the policeman smell bad?
He was on duty.
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Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone?
He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
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Have you heard about the duck who was arrested for dealing?
He was selling 'quack'.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
Sorry if ya don't get one of