Her: I'm in a relationship
Me: Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
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My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
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Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else
Hey! Sorry it's a little late, our van finally got out of the shop and I got my new glasses! :D
The world is so much clearer.
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*dances*
*whole world dies at awful dance moves*
woops
welp, I'm happy I can see again!