Normal; Me~
Bold; Guest/Audience/Stage People
Italics/underline; 3rd person
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Hey everyone and I'm Koca and I'm here in the stage with our guest tonight.
Hanji: WHERE AM I.
Im always wondering, WHY IS THAT THE FIRST QUESTION EVERYONE ASKS!? Anyways, Hanji, would you call yourself a psycho, or just plain crazy?
Hanji: I AM NOT ANSWERING.
OK. NO NEED TO YELL! *Randomly picks up the teaser* Oh by the ways Hanji say hey to the crowds!
Audience randomly claps.
Hanji: I will never give in to the claps! HEICHOU LEVI WHERE ARE YOUUU~~!
Oh, Corporal Shortie's gonna join?
Fangirl runs up stage and screams.
Fan #46468: LEVIIIIIII I LOVE YOU HAVE MAH BABIES!!
I WAS JUST KIDDING!?! *tasers her* Add her to the pile please.
Stage Girl: Got it. *grabs her and locks her in a titanic diamond room*
Thanks Stage Girl! Anyways, are you psycho or crazy?
Hanji: *grumbles* ...
-_- Gimmie the Titan plush please.
Stage Boy: *hands her mini colossal Titan plush*
Hanji: WHA!?! I NEED TO EXPERIMENT THAT!
Answer our questions then.
Hanji: CRAZY!
Cough Psychopath coughー Anyways... Hanji, think Eren has the hots for Levi?
Hanji: Heichou? And Eren Jëager? *thinks* Of course! No! Maybe! ...but I did see Eren stare at him, behind him...
OMG HE IS LOOKING AT THE BOOTYLICIOUS BUTT OF CORPORAL SHORTIE!!
Stage Girl: How do you know it's bootylicious?
It's not as if I wasn't saved by him from a Titan, and stared at his butt trying to get our victimー guest here Stage Girl.
Stage Boy: You just did that didn't you.
Stage Girl: I wanted to see!~
Stage Boy: WHA!? Not you too!
Oh hush you two.
Hanji: So that's why I was knocked out! IM GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!
After 44 tasters, 10 punches, 3 ropes, and 17 chairs.
*blows/wipes blood away* YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE PLUSH!
Hanji: I get it right?
*sweatdrops* What ever. If you were a Titan, what would you do?
Hanji: Easy question! Of course! I would experiment on the humans and look for a weakness and destroy them!
◉_◉ That's very... Interesting...
Camera man: Gotta rap this up Koca!
Yeah yeah! *throws shuriken past the camera man and onto a wall* Koca out! Chaw readers!
Hanji: *runs and grabs Colossal Titan plush* I NEED TO SAVE HUMANITY!!
OH COME ON!! WHO GAVE HER THE 3DMG!!
Stage Boy: Stage Girl.
Stage Girl: WHA!?