NATSU
Natsu: So I have to buy stuff so I get cats to come? Sounds easy!
Natsu: [gets one cat, which is shadow]
Natsu: only one cat....
NatsuLook at that fat cat! It's name is Tubbs? It's a fat-ass, like Gray.
LAXUS
Laxus: I don't really like cats but this game is fun.
Laxus: [buys a whole bunch of sashimi]
Laxus: why won't any cats come?!
Laxus: what the hell? What is wrong with this cat?
GAJEEL
Gajeel: why does this game show there assholes? It's like there begging to be fuc--[has been shot by readers]
Gajeel: this is boring...
Gajeel: my favorite is pumpkin, I like him, or her...?
Gajeel: seriously?
GRAY
Gray: oh my god....this game is so cute! No wonder why [Name] recommend it to me.
Gray: Tubbs, the hell you doing? Why you eat all my sashimi?
Gray: imma call that one Natsu, cause it's ugly like him!
Gray: that one is in the box! How cute!!!! [screen shots the picture thousands of time]