PJO/HoO: Headcanons

By kkestra

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A collection of headcanons written by yours truly. I wrote everything but I'll include inspiration credit if... More

1. Persassy
2. PMS
3. Flying
4. Dress Code
5. Uncle Nico
6. Careers
7. Pipabeth
8. Mother's Day
9. August 18th
10. Brason
11. I Swear On The River Styx
12. Tone Deaf
13. Genderbend
14. Wanderer
15. The Aphrodite Way
16. Talk To The Fish
17. Bedtime Stories
18. Love Triangles
19. Gamer Girls
20. Best Men
21. Lotus Casino
22. A Virgin Who Can't Drive
23. Sons Of Hermes
24. Mrs. Stoll
25. Different
26. Security Nico
27. October
28. Shots
29. Andromeda
30. The Mist
31. Do You Want To Write A Novel?
32. The Gates Of Elysium
33. Trouble With Glasses
34. Fan Fiction
35. Group Costumes
36. Daughter Of Atlas
37. First Date
38. Halloween
39. Rebuilding
40. Headphones
41. Kisses
42. Friday The 13th
43. Fights
44. Turkey
45. Snowball Fights
46. Thanksgiving
47. Nicknames
48. Drool
49. Sleepovers
50. Bachelor Party
51. Dogsitting
52. New Years
53. Sad Truths
54. Travelers
55. Valentine's Day
56. Belly Button
58. Dates
59. Happy Birthday!
60. Bedroom Decor
61. Leap Year
62. Spring Fever
63. Sports
64. Egg Hunt
65. Feel The Bern
66. Gravity Falls
67. Star Wars
68. (It's Actually) Mother's Day
69. Smut
70. Percabeth Playlist
71. Types Of Texters
72. Fireworks
73. Movie Night
74. Aging
75. The End
What's Gonna Happen Now?

57. Basketball

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By kkestra

Piper had a secret talent: she was an amazing basketball player. Pick'n'roll, point, high five...she could do any play, shoot from any point on the court. She was known for making flawless 3-point shots, swish of the net and all.

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Ugh you guys it won't let me do bold and italics for the author's note so you're gonna have to suffer through plain old bold text.

And evidently I have to make it bold again every paragraph. GREAT JOB WATTPAD ON COMPLETELY GETTING RID OF YOUR USER FRIENDLINESS.

CTOH: cliches. Mostly character cliches, like how the high school bitch is a cheerleader who constantly cakes on a bunch of makeup and she's a cold and calculating little bastard even though she's rock stupid, and her boyfriend is completely clueless about everything because somehow this cheerleader manages to sleep with half the school, and literally everyone except this white, brown-haired, and green-eyes boyfriend of hers. Or the cliche nerd girl with long brown or blond hair and striking eyes and flawless features, even though she's a total outcast who thinks she's the ugliest thing alive and even though the half of the school that isn't sleeping with the cheerleader is lusting after her, and how she's portrayed as this incredible genius who gets all A's yet you never see her studying, or how she's supposed to be an avid reader who is well-versed in all classic novels but the only book she ever seems to read is To Kill A Mockingbird and she's only reading that for a school assignment.

Yeah. Cliches like that.

HEY LOOK ITS WORKING

NOT SURE HOW I DID THAT

BUT I DID

HOPEFULLY I CAN DO IT AGAIN

So I'm sure that you'll all be excited to hear that my birthday is in 8 days! Yep, February 16th, 2016 will be my fourteenth birthday. Wow that's freaking crazy. (That picture was my first birthday, and I've been carrying it around on my phone for months in anticipation lol)

Also, we hit 7k reads!! The most reads I've ever gotten on a written work is about 70k on this story called Anything But Ordinary, published on Quotev.com and it was absolutely terrible. Full of grammar errors and cliches and medical inaccuracies and pointless aspects and all this unreal crap, but I was I think eleven or twelve when I wrote it so obviously it's not good. But back to the headcanon book: there are honestly hundreds of headcanon books on Wattpad, but every time I log on I have 55+ notifications because someone has gone through this whole story and voted for every chapter and I always ALWAYS thank them when I see that. I wish I could thank every one of you, like, I wish I could jump through my phone screen and give you an enormous hug!!!!

Crap I've gotta get up at 5:30 for jazz band. Bedtime for me, folks!! See y'all later!

Dammit, I promised myself I'd never say y'all. Forgive me.

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