(c)ryan: me and bren r hanging out bc tmr im leaving and i took this pic of him (in the media)
(c)ryan: he is so fucking cute what the actual frick
ken??: you used fucking and frick in the same sentence wtf fr*ck is a fucking bad word im suing
(c)ryan: fight me
bren: EW I LOOK SO UGLIE IN THIS
(c)ryan: NO U DON'T yOU LOOK HOT AS FUCK
bren: ENOUGH.
Dallon: Bren you cutie.
bren: no homo dall wtf
(c)ryan: we legit fucked before we got here don't give him the no homo speech what the hell
spenced out: u guys r so open with ur relationship ily y'all
jon(ny boy): i feel so offended
spenced out: bABE IM SORRY
jon(ny boy): ARE WE NOT GAY ENOUGH IS THAT IT
jon(ny boy): ME ANd spENCER FUCKED TWICE IN A SHOWER BEFORE IN ONE DAY
jon(ny boy): WE FUCKED A TOTAL OF 6 TIMES THAT DAY
bren: weaklings
Breezy ❄️: WHAT THE HELL MY CHRISTIAN EARS HAVE BEEN RUINED
Dallon: BREEZY COME HERE I'LL SAVE YOU.
(c)ryan: hey dallo
Dallon: What.
(c)ryan: tag
(c)ryan: yOU'RE GAY
Dallon: YOU CAN't CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS.
spenced out: hetero vs. homo im ready to see some fuckin action.
bren: RYRO JUST PULLED ME INTO THE CAR AND SAID "I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING SLAY THIS STRAIGHTY"
bren: RYAN PLS NOT WHILE WE'RE HAVING A D A T E
Dallon: RYAN WHAT
Dallon: GET YOUR CAR OUT OF MY YARD
Dallon: QUIT KNOCKING ON MY DOOR SO MUCH IM SCARED
(c)ryan: IM ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP
bren: DALLON JUST THREW A CROSS AT RYAN THROUGH THE WINDOW THIS SHIT IS GeTTING INTENSE
(c)ryan: OPEN THE DOOR YOU FUCKIFNF BICHFJF
Dallon: THIS IS PEER PRESSURE PLEASE
Dallon: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE CHILD
(c)ryan: NEVER
(c)ryan: WHERE IS YOUR BATHROOM BECAUSE I HAVE TO PEE
Dallon: UPSTAIRS, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.
(c)ryan: thank you
ken??: what is gojng on tho what
bren: theyre bonding
Dallon: Ryan just exited the bathroom, poked my arm, exclaimed, "Tag, you're gay!" and ran out of my house giggling.
(c)ryan: i needed that
Dallon: I hate you @ Ryan.
(c)ryan: i luv u 2 man
bren: i love me
(c)ryan: no i love you
(c)ryan: lets go home and finish this date ok
bren: ok
(c)ryan: ily
bren: ily 2
Breezy ❄️: ok but you just spent 15 minutes chasing dallon just to tag him and call him gay
Breezy ❄️: like are we not going to talk about this or
spenced out: im going to cry so much has happened in the past 30 minutes here i don't deserve this pain.
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kinda a long chapter, but??