"-and if you guys see a tall guy with brown hair, his names Bash, but if you see him and he tries to hurt you. Beat him up for me." I say.
Nichelle starts laughing.
"Umm...okay?" Justin says.
"Hey Justin!" Randy walks up to us.
"Sup ran." Justin says.
"J! We're going to go get slushies form the caf wanna come?" Howard asks.
"Sure!" Justin walks away with Randy and Howard.
"Who's that?" Rebecca asks.
"Randy?" I ask.
"He's hot."
"Not you too." I mentally face-palm.
"You gotta admit he is." Ivory says.
"Back off sister he's mine." Rebecca says.
"He's not that great." I say.
"Yes he most certainly is. His sapphire blue eyes. I mean come on! They're the perfect shade of blue-" Rebecca says.
"-and his tyrian purple hair. He's probably the only kid in school with natural purple hair." Ivory says.
"And he has the most amazing voice-" Rebecca starts.
"This is school not a one direction concert, so if you could stop fangirling that'd be great."
"But isn't it normal to fan girl over a crush?" Ivory asks.
"Yeah but-" I start.
"No buts, Randy is perfect and that's that." Rebecca says.
I roll my eyes.
"How do you not like him?" Rebecca asks.
I never said I didn't.
"He used the art of love on me and I never forgave him."
"Lucky." Ivory says.
"How is that lucky?" Nichelle asks.
"It means he loves her."
Does he really...?
If he does...
Would I have the guts to ask him out?
Oh what am I saying.
I don't like him.
At least not anymore.
"Him, loving me? Pfft, no!" I say.
"He totally does, and girl, I'm jealous." Rebecca says.
"You can have him." I shrug.
"Really-" Nichelle starts, then Heidi's MeCast appears on the tv above us.
"Hey peeps it's your favourite gal Heidi here! I have some gossip for you today! Three students said they saw Richelle Nom and Nichelle Newton using superpowers? Is this for reals?! I mean, that should be almost impossible. But it is real? Or fake?"
"No way." I say.
"That snitch." Nichelle says.
Everyone in the hall immediately runs up to us and questions us.
"Is whay Heidi said true?" Debbie asks.
I look at Nichelle and her face shows that she doesn't care if they know or not.
"It's true." Nichelle says.
Then they all start whispering.
"That's so cool Richelle!"
"Let's just go." Nichelle grabs my hand and teleports us onto the roof.
"Well I guess they know." I sit at the edge of the roof and Nichelle sits beside me.
"Yeah..."
"So what do we do now." Nichelle asks.
"The only thing we can do. Try to stand being popular." I laugh.
"People are only going to want to friends with us because of our powers."
"That means we can use them whenever we want!" I say.
"That is a bruce thing."
"Mhm."
"Wait a minute, have you told the ninja about our plan. He sure could help?" Nichelle asks.
"Nope." I laugh.
"Well ya should." Nichelle says.
"Speaking of the ninja." She points at Randy.
"Is it that obvious?" I ask.
"Every time he ninjas out and you Flare out or whatever you call it...its just, really obvious." Nichelle says.
"Well at least your not Theresa or Heidi who would tell every-" I start.
"Richelle I thought you'd be up here. Listen we need to talk." Randy says.
"About how everyone knows I have powers?" I look back at him.
"No I found something out about Terrance."
"Tell me."
"Well it turns out he's evil, working for Mc.Fist." Randy says.
"News flash! I knew that! He only dated me so he could kill me. But I found out, then I drugged him and threw him at mc.fist, boy was Marci mad." I laugh.
"What the juice you knew! Why didn't you tell me!?"
"I was literally just going to tell you now." I laugh.
"Oh yeah and I have six out of nine alternate personalities, if you add Terrance, and we're planning on training together since the sorceress is attacking Valentine's Day."
"It makes sense." Randy says.
"Oh and Nichelle's the twin of the yellow ninja."
"Nice."
"Ninja help!" Theresa screams.
Randy and I both look over the edge and see a rhino zapping people with a purple beam and then farting out a monster.
I remember this. This was when Randy has to fight it and it makes everyone's worst fear appear.
The Nomicon showed me movies about Randy's failures. It was quite funny.
I put my mask on and Randy runs away.
"Don't get zapped it'll fart out your worst fear." I say before teleporting away.
So all I have to do is stab it and I'm done. I just can't get hit.
Do I even have any fears? Nope.
Randy goes to stab it but it hits Randy and farts out a huge chicken.
Then of course Randy's too paralyzed by fear to destroy the thing.
"Hug it you shoob!" I yell at him.
He hugs it and it disappears.
"Now help me!" I yell.
"Are you sure you even want help? Wouldn't you rather have Charlie the unicorn?" Randy laughs, the robots about to shoot him so I teleport in front of him and push him away, it ends up hitting me.
Then it makes a clone of Randy appear.
It looks exactly like me when I took over Randy's body.
"You should remember me. After all I'm you. At least before you changed."