How to Drive A Vampire Comple...

By xerocide

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Darcy realizes that her new neighbor is a vampire, a sexy, BORING vampire. So She and her best friend Billie... More

27 Ways To Drive A Vampire Completely Insane.
Knee him in the Groin to just to be sure it still hurts
Treat him like a feather.... from a bird that was shot with a shotgun!
Ketchup! Mustard! Lap Dances! Oh My!
notes to my loves
Tell his mommy on him!
Dirty, Dirty Thoughts.
You've got a bedroom voice!
That's not sex, that looks more like noodles having seizures!
Don't you want me baby?
All of the beautiful People.
Touch me, Till I can get my satisfaction
You've been bad.
Drunk Problems
I want to lick your sexy abs!
Last Friday Night...
Pillow Talks
Death Eaters Forever!
Voice on the end of the phone...
Ready, set, RUN
Kisses in the swamp
Would you buy my book? Important question
Partyin Partyin YEAH!
Everyday I'm Shufflin.. Shufflin.
I Want to Violate You...
Bite Me?
Swimmin with the gators!
Abs on a platter! YUM!
Let's Blow this Popsicle Stand Boys!
Boyfriend!
So much worse than we thought
Children EVERYWHERE.
Bubblely Clown Dreams?
Just Like A Circus
It's Time For You To Die.
The End.... FOR NOW.

Serious question

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By xerocide

Ok guys, I have a serious question.

Do you want me to write sex scenes as part of normal chapters?

Or should I make a special section like I've seen other people do on this site?


I honestly feel like it's a big part of the story and it's not going to be the same with the storyline I am planning If I don't write it. But should I write a pg13 one and then an R?

I would rather just R it.. but Idk..

Please please vote and tell me.

OH and would you rather my first sequel be with Otis and Reagan (Darcy's Cousin) or Poppy and her lover boy (Troy's roomate is Poppy)

Both with have supernatural people in it. :)

SO answer PLEASE!

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