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    Bite Me
    Bite Me
    MADcreations
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    • Parts
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    • Time
      Time 5h 37m
      5 hours, 37 minutes5h 37m
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      Reads 7,404,740
      7,404,7407.4M
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    • Parts
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      4242
    • Time
      Time 5h 37m
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    MADcreations
    Complete
    Complete, First published Nov 12, 2011
    Living with a hot boy is fine.
        
        Living with five hot boys is hard.
        
        Living with five hot brothers is tough.
        
        Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake.
        
        
        Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble.
        
        Lots of trouble.
        
        
        The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this?
        
        She bites her way through it, of course.
        
        
        **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**
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    • death
    • fight
    • friends
    • funny
    • girlfriend
    • happy
    • humor
    • kill
    • kiss
    • laugh
    • pain
    • sacrasm
    • sad
    • threat
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    Table of contents
    • Never Go To A Club With Your Twin Sister At 1:30 AM
      Wed, Aug 31, 2011
    • The Vampire Brothers Who Kidnap Me
      Wed, Aug 31, 2011
    • Bart Is Probably The Nicest Vampire I Have Ever Met
      Thu, Sep 1, 2011
    • Charles Is Either PMSing, Or He's Got A Rock In His Shoe
      Sat, Sep 3, 2011
    • Burgularizing Your Own House? Now, That Just Doesn't Make Sense
      Sun, Sep 4, 2011
    • I'm Guessing High Heels Aren't A Very Good Weapon...
      Mon, Sep 5, 2011
    • These Manly Vampires Can't Handle The Word 'Bra'
      Wed, Sep 7, 2011
    • Someone's Got A Crush On Nell!
      Fri, Sep 9, 2011
    • The Man At The Cafe Isn't Who He Appears To Be
      Wed, Sep 14, 2011
    • Cheering Up Charlie Involves Singing
      Thu, Sep 15, 2011
    • Stalkers Are Needed To Protect Me-Day And Night
      Fri, Sep 16, 2011
    • Bones Just Doesn't Give Up
      Sat, Sep 17, 2011
    • A Shock That Sends Shocks Throughout Me
      Sun, Sep 18, 2011
    • The Good News Turned Out To Be Bad News
      Sun, Sep 18, 2011
    • Nell Missed Me Like A Pig Missed Mud
      Sun, Sep 18, 2011
    • Nora Isn't The Only One With Romance Problems
      Sun, Sep 18, 2011
    • A Threatening Threat That Threatens Me
      Tue, Sep 20, 2011
    • Miss Independent Might Have Fallen In Love
      Wed, Sep 21, 2011
    • Meet The Vampire Parents
      Thu, Sep 22, 2011
    • They Can Be Real Jokesters
      Thu, Sep 22, 2011
    • Looks Like I Have A Third Stalker
      Sat, Sep 24, 2011
    • The Brothers Like To Show Off Their Powers
      Sun, Sep 25, 2011
    • The Answers I've Been Looking For
      Thu, Oct 6, 2011
    • Still One More Secret
      Thu, Oct 6, 2011
    • They Don't Ever Listen, Do They?
      Sat, Oct 8, 2011
    • Badness Is A' Brewing
      Sat, Oct 8, 2011
    • Don't Worry, Be Happy
      Sun, Oct 9, 2011
    • One Problem Down-Another One To Go
      Thu, Oct 13, 2011
    • And The Two Reunite
      Fri, Oct 14, 2011
    • The Big Bang Theory
      Sat, Oct 15, 2011
    • Saved By The Nell
      Tue, Oct 18, 2011
    • Even Blowing Teddy Bears Up Get Charles Jealous
      Thu, Oct 20, 2011
    • It Just Goes To Show You, Vampires Work Fast
      Sat, Oct 22, 2011
    • The Master Plan
      Thu, Oct 27, 2011
    • Edward Wants To Look Good For Bella
      Fri, Oct 28, 2011
    • Vampire Turning
      Sun, Oct 30, 2011
    • More Stronger Than We All Thought
      Thu, Nov 3, 2011
    • Cotton Eye Joe Comes In Handy When Fighting Vampires
      Sun, Nov 6, 2011
    • Getting Shot Was On My Bucket List
      Mon, Nov 7, 2011
    • Just A Regular Hospital Day With Bart
      Thu, Nov 10, 2011
    • The Parents Pick
      Thu, Nov 10, 2011
    • This Single Lady Left The Building
      Sat, Nov 12, 2011

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    Living with a hot boy is fine.
        
        Living with five hot boys is hard.
        
        Living with five hot brothers is tough.
        
        Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake.
        
        
        Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble.
        
        Lots of trouble.
        
        
        The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this?
        
        She bites her way through it, of course.
        
        
        **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**

    42 parts

    • Just A Regular Hospital Day With Bart
      Thu, Nov 10, 2011
    • The Parents Pick
      Thu, Nov 10, 2011
    • This Single Lady Left The Building
      Sat, Nov 12, 2011
    #541sad
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