Percy being annoying to the max:
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIDDDDEEEEEEE
or he could just sing
Hello
It's me
I am the dark side of the Force
Rule like a boss
Eternally
With a Jedi
We are the Sith
We use the Force
For bad, of course,
Your suffering,
Whoo hoo
That's my bliss
Yellow
My teeth are rotten
We've travelled so far on the Death Star
But my toothbrush I've forgotten
"My lord,"
What?!
"Please try a breath mint"
Whatever for?
"We love your rule, you're really cool,
But OH MY GOODNESS,
does your breath stink!"
Oh is that right? What is your name?
"Uh, Phillip."
Well, Phillip,
Feel my wrath!
Eat my Lightsaber!
As for the rest of you,
SING WITH ME!!!
HELLO FROM THE DARK SIDEEEEEE
TIE FIGHTERS ARE YOUR NEW DOPE RIDESSSSSSSSS
OUR LIGHTSABERS ARE RED
SOMETIMES ONE BECOMES TWO
WE WEAR BLACK
AND LOOK GOOD
ALL THE JEDIs ARE FOOLS
AND A BOREEEEE
*sick light side rap part*
link to original song here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXRLk4kRVU
Suhryyy I'm being annoying but srsly this song is guuuuuuuuuud.
I feel sooooo embarrassed.