The Starbucks Hotline

By extrachipper

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❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHA... More

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s i d e n o t e
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b o n u s / / the kelvin sisters
b o n u s / / a l w a y s
THANK YOU!
b o n u s // i know it
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Anne with an E
b o n u s / / s o m u c h
sorry
b o n u s / / r a i n y d a y s
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By extrachipper

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MACRO- Bold
ZOEY- Italic

"Hello, this is the St-"

"ZOEY! I JUST REALIZED THAT POOP HAS FIVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS."

"Um...this isn't Zoey. It's Ashley. Zoey's on a day off today."

"Oh...well...bye."

"Hey, wait! I still want to know the meanings of poop!"

"Eh, maybe next time. I'm pooped.

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