The Starbucks Hotline

The Starbucks Hotline

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annewithaqt By extrachipper Completed

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞

❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞

❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞

❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞

❝Um...yeah?❞

❝They have a hotline?❞

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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.

[highest rank: #6 in short story]
[highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]