Okay, so I decided to watch the video with my brother and it was like 3:59 PM and I was already on the page. My brother came into the room and sat next to me. *cue part where I slap his hand because he tries to take my Oreos* 4:00 strikes and I immediately refresh the page, seeing the video already up. (The only reason I really love my brother is because his name is Luke)
AHHHH!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD CONSTRUCTION 5SOS IS SO HOT!
Dahlia, could you please shut up?
Why?
No one wants to hear you, hush.
I rewind the video and pause it, to hit my annoying brother. We start fighting until our mom yells at us. I start playing the video.
Who the heck is that guy?
I don't know.
They weren't important.
THEY LOOK SO HOT OH MY GOD
they okay
MUKE IS PRIME
who is that? A new member?
Is Michael on a rocking chair?
I think so.
*hard beat comes on and I continuously hit Luke in the face with my hair*
OH MY GOD LUKE IN A JEAN JACKET. SHIT NO ASHTON IS SO HOT!
SHUT UP!
NO!!
Wait, how did they get that thing outside?
That thing was clearly too big to fit out of the garage.
Questions of the world.
Did they just? Did they just do that?
What? *Luke pauses the video*
On Michael's ex's video, he was getting stuff poured on him. And in this video, the guy was getting stuff poured on him too.
Genius *high fives me*
I'm so brilliant *plays video*
*cries and screams*
ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN IS SO PRETTY
he's cute
LUKE, HE PLAYS THE XYLOPHONE?
Don't we have the same toy? AND HE HAS MY NAME
Yeah. Calm down, boy.
*video ends*
Why can't I be kind of hot?
Because you're not hot. You aren't even cute.
*fights for two minutes*
I can't believe it's over.
I'm glad it's over.
Ready for round two?
No! *Luke runs out the room*