*Megan Annabelle Salvatore*
I groaned as I smashed my head against the wall, how could I be so stupid! I told Damon of all people! Damon! And now he's going to go all psycho older protective brother on me! Again! Not bloody fair! Why could Stefan have not walked in instead! Better than bloody Damon walking in on me eating tacos! Man I've really got to change my comfort food.
I sat down on my bed frustrated to no end, I mean if I was a vampire id be out on a killing rampage, heck if damon wasn't home id be out on a killing rampage, witches are supposed to be the ones that keep everything in order right? Sometimes I wonder
"Megan! STOP BLOODY BASHING YOUR HEAD ON THE WALL YOU'LL GIVE ME A GOD DAMNED HEAD ACHE TOO!" Damon yelled from down stairs.
The best part about Damon is that he has the best hearing, so whenever I want to piss him off all I need to do is make a lot of noise, however it isn't so helpful when you try to sneak out of the house, it's rather frustrating at times if you ask me, but both Stefan and Damon would say different, why? Because I 'apparently' have a habit of getting into trouble
I'm still curious though, what was Damon going to say earlier when Stefan walked in? Ok maybe it would have been better if Stefan stayed out a little bit longer
Then Damon proceeded to tell Stefan about the break in, let me tell you when Damon is beyond furious its frightening, but when Stefan is beyond furious, its far more scary, because Stefan doesn't lose hid cool often.
Hence me being hobbit in my room, Stefan was furious, the two of them were fighting, not a good thing, I doubt ill be allowed out of the house without one of them, or both of them by my side, talk about way over protective.
If I wasn't scared out of my wits, I would have been able to kick ass, but it's not often that, a vampire breaks into a Salvatore house, my brothers have made a good name for us, well them, I on the other hand have made a rather... eh... bad name for myself... especially amongst the witches council... yeah I'm not favoured, but as the strongest living witch in the world I hold precedence over everyone else...
"Megan! Are you ok!" Stefan yelled from outside my bedroom door, I think this is the first time that he hasn't busted the door open when he was in one of his little fits.
"No I'm murdering my unicorn!" I yelled back rolling my eyes, my brothers could be so thick and annoying at times
"Uh huh... ill take that as your alright then?" he called back to me
"No shit Sherlock, does it take a detective to work out when your sisters ok or not?"
"Sarcasm? I think you're perfectly fine" he called
"no I'm not" I whispered, which is not such a good thing when you live with century old vampires, stupid super hearing, see my point?
I opened my hand and started counting down my fingers, I barely had one down when Stefan burst in with damon hot on his heels
"Didnt take you long did it?" I mumbled
"What's wrong Megan? Did he come back are you ok? Are you hurt what happened?" Damon asked checking my room over at least three times
"Damon there was another fucking vampire in MY home! Blame me for being a bit shaken up! And if you would just let me out we wouldn't be having this bloody conversation!"
"And risk the whole world population? Thanks but I like the world we live in" Stefan interjected before Damon could
"We're here now Megan, nothing's going to happen to you" Damon grumbled shooting daggers at Stefan
I rolled my eyes and buried my face in the ash grey mink blanket on my bed, or the nest of ash grey blankets on my bed, I may have lived with werewolves for too long... way too long
"Bye boys" I grumbled into the blanket, as I sent them flying out the door.
Girls like to be alone when their plotting dangerous things... or somewhat alone, my brothers are probably outside the door still.
I sighed and pulled out my purple leather bound diary, yes I of all people write a diary, shouldn't be at all surprising since Stefan writes one too, mind due it was my fault that he started that too.
I flipped open to a clean page and got out my selection of gel pens and felt tips, I sound like a human three year old? Yeah I know damon says that too
I sighed and started writing down my diabolical plans, this ladies and gents is what you use a journal for, not for writing down sappy feelings like my brother does.
I grumbled as I erased half of the things id written down, none of these were going with the flow, I wanted evil bitch, not preppy school girl that wants to get back at her boyfriend...
Thinking of boyfriend, I dialled Tyler sexy ass lockwood's familiar number on my phone
"Hi Ty" I said as soon as he picked up
"Megan, what the hell do you want" he spat venomously
"What do you mean what do I want? I want to talk to my boyfriend is that a crime?"
"You must have got the wrong number" he growled, far more ferociously than should be humanly possible
"What? The? Hell?" I said "I specifically dialled your number Tyler, unless you're saying that you don't want me"
"You were with FUCKING JEREMY GILBERT!" he yelled, even though we were on the phone I could tell he was pissed
"YEAH I WAS WITH HIM, WANNA KNOW WHY TYLER? BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE MISSED OUR PARENTS! WE WERE IN A FREAKING GRAVE YARD! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HAPPEN!" I yelled, can you tell that I was slightly pissed, well past the point of being pissed
No one answered for a while until I practically heard the light bulb go on in Tyler's head. "I'm so sorry Megan I thought-"
"Save it for Vickie" I snarled and hung up
I hurled my phone at the wall and watched as it shattered into a billion tiny pieces, no doubt the other two heard what happened, stupid hearing, so they won't be up here anytime soon, not if they want to be dead in the next couple of hours any way.
Ever seen a pissed off vampire? You think that's scary? Fuck you should never meet a pissed off witch. Wanna know why? Because when we kill its with a cause, and boy oh boy when your a witch like me things get fun...
Number one rule. Never EVER piss off a witch.
Number two rule. Be even more cautious with a Salvatore witch, you might just end up dead in a ditch.
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I was going to leave ya'll with a cliff hanger... but I want to see megans destructive side too, plus it was a sucky short chapter if I stopped here
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I blew my hair out of my face for the third time in the past what? Twenty seconds.
I drove through three towns at the speed of light, hey witches cant crash! Well if Damon's driving we can
Damon. What were you going to say earlier?
I was still in a rage, I had just calmed down somewhat thinking of my annoying older brothers, sure they were loud, sarcastic (damon) arrogant (again damon) vicious (again damon, that's all I can think about) and protective, not to mention possessive (again both bloody damon!)
I snarled loudly and pulled the car over and smashed my head repetitively into the steering wheel, so much for my destructive rampage, what a good psycho am I? Bad nut case bad. I scolded myself mentally
"Meg's, what in the hell that we call this world are you doing?" a voice called from the back seat
I spun around so fast that my hair went spinning around my face blocking my vision momentarily causing the little person in my back seat to squeal in laughter.
"Aphrodite what the hell are you doing here?" I practically squealed like a two year old as I launched myself into the back seat with her
"I got bored, and wanted some fun, plus Damon sent me a text to watch you for him, in case you tried to kill him, because we all know you wouldn't kill me darl'n"
I laughed at my pink and purple haired friend, we were so much alike, except she likes my big brother, and will do anything for him, and I mean anything... yeah guess... stupid alternative meanings...
Aphrodite was like my twin, yes her name is actually Aphrodite. She looks like she could be a Greek goddess too, when her hair wasn't died, it was a light blonde that fell in ringlets down her back, her eyes were bright green, with a fire of mischief, she had a 'TO DIE FOR' figure and she was wearing a sweat suit and a pair of ballet flats.
That's my best friend for ya, she's crazy, insane, loud, ignorant, bossy, grumpy, sarcastic, sadistic, arrogant, possessive, and more protective than my brothers put together.
She's also my sister, I mean real sister, like full blood sister.
Damon and Stefan aren't really related to me because my mom was pregnant with me when she married daddy, so I'm technically not their sister.
She's older than me by two years, yeah whoo hoo two years, she's a vampire. She spelled Damon to turn her, without doing any spell research like I did, so she could spend eternity with him, bleh! I know, so now she's stuck in vampire form and she's also still in love with damon, who's spell wore off no matter how many times she tried to replace it, that's my sister. The crazy assed Aphrodite Alana Salvatore.
"No your right" I shook my head in my hands "but..." I said slyly "we could still kill Damon" I suggested
"There is no way in hell I am killing that sexy man beast" she murmured
"Eww, do you have to talk about my brother like that!" I squealed
"I forget that your related to them sometimes" she mumbled "anyway, so how are those creatures?" she asked
"Those freaks are living in my house, Stefan is playing school, Damon is pretending to be scary again, so life's norm-"
"Stefan is playing school boy! Are you serious! CLASSIC!" she laughed cutting me off from saying normal
For some reason that seems to be the only word I can't say, well without being cut off, it reminds me that my life will never ever be anywhere near norma-
"Megs" Aphrodite said shaking me back to reality
"Huh?" I asked blinking
"You zoned out, so anyway, are we going home, I'm bored I want to see my man" she purred "By the way you aren't driving" she laughed as she sat in the front seat of my beauty, I would threaten her life if she scratched, dented or did anything that involves maiming my car
I hated not driving my own car, that's for sure.
I pulled out Stefan's phone, I hadn't replaced mine yet, and damon is very protective of his phone, I think that he's secretly in love with Justin beiber and has all his songs on there, why else would you hide your phone?
"Damon" I said into the phone as soon as he picked up "why is my sister here? I wasn't going to kill that many people"
"Megan, you looked like you could have murdered the whole of new York, I wasn't about to let that happen, plus you know what Stefan's like when he decides to give lectures out like speeding tickets"
"Just because you get more speeding tickets than me damon" I said pointedly
"I thought Aphrodite would be able to knock the crazy out of you for me" he said
My pain in the front seat laughed "Damon sweetie, I didn't get the chance, the steering wheel beat me to it"
"Did not" I grumbled
"Yes you did" she sang
"I'm gunna go with Aphrodite on this one Megan" he paused "but I thought you were going to burn down the lockwood mansion"
I shrugged "I would have, but I was going to LA instead. Anyway brother, guess who's coming home?"
'I was guessing you would be, but if lexi is then tell her that I might be tempted to break her neck"
"No stupid, and don't even think of breaking lexi's neck ill eat you alive, no my darling sister is, but I have to go buy a new phone first" I sighed
"No worries, Stefan brought you one, he saw his was gone anyway, please don't let her come home" he whispered the last part.
"Bye damon" I laughed
I've always had a strange suspicion that damon was afraid of Aphrodite, I mean my sister could be a bit over the top, oh how I knew that, one year the three of us, me Stefan and damon were in new York for something that Aphrodite planned, it turned out that she had planned their wedding, creepy I know... that's my sister for ya... crazy... strait crazy.
Once we pulled up to the boarding house, Aphrodite literally bolted inside, it was funny. My sister follows Damon around like a love sick puppy dog, sometimes she could be demanding of the rest of us, but she would stake herself if Damon asked. Yeah just a bit over the top crazy.
"St meffan!" I yelled as I entered the boarding house
Stefan rolled his eyes as he came down stairs with a brand new iphone in his clasp "Do I get mine back?"
I nodded eagerly and threw his at him when I ran past up to my room, I fell on my bed with the new phone, I would have to re-load all of my contacts and games, that's like living in a technology hell. Well for princess lazy ass it is anyway.
Yes I have a cartoon character that I named after myself, I was quite good at drawing cartoons when I was younger.
I grumbled a few rather beep worthy Italian profanities when I fell off my bed looking for my box of iphone covers, I literally had boxes full of them I was a bit of a collector when it came to them.
I laughed in success when I pulled out my angry birds cover.
I wasn't kidding when I said I had boxes I had tried to count them all one day, it took me a few weeks to get through them all, I eventually finished counting them three weeks later, I had three thousand and seven, well eight now because I brought a Paris one with the Eifel tower on it.
I sighed and walked down stairs, not particularly wanting to see Aphrodite or damon, so being the best wizard lizard ever I went and pestered Stefan who was sitting down on one of the velvet love seats with a book and coffee.
"Wacha doin?" I asked, trying to sound like isabella of phineas and ferb
Without looking up, ignorant brother he replied with one word "reading" who even does that?
"Can't we do something fun Stefan?" I whined
"like what?"
"Blow up the Lockwood mansion?"
"DAMON! YOUR SISTER SAID SHE'S GOING TO BLOW UP THE LOCKWOOD MANSION LIKE YOU SAID, YOU DEAL WITH HER!" Stefan yelled at Damon and Aphrodite's entwined figures
"I'M BORED!" I shot back
"And I'm off to Elena's" Stefan said looking at his phone
"Oh, that's the doppelganger right?" Aphrodite said
I nodded and stormed up to my room, stopping by Stefan's room to grab his diary and Damon's room to steal his keys.
I couldn't exactly paint Damon's car pink twice in one day can I? That would be boring and rather expected so stealing his keys is the best way to go... for now... *queue evil laughter*
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