Flashback to 1998, inside of Rosiepuff's pod, she was rushing John, Spruce, and Baby Branch out the door
RP: C'mon, c'mon, we gotta go!
BH: Why are we in such a rush, grandma?
RP: Sorry, Branch but it took me 5 WEEKS to get a spot in the waiting list at this waterpark. 5 WEEKS!!
SP: Didn't Johm get banned from Spalshfest?
JD: HEY! It was the SLIDE that came off my trunks. Or my trunks came off the slide-
RP: MOving on, where's Clay?
BH: Is he going with us?
RP: Well...not necessaril-
Suddenly, Clay came trotting down the steps, wearing a grey hoodie
JD: Nice switch up in clothes. You needed it
C: LOOK WHO THE F**K IS TALKING, AMBID**KTROUS
JD: ITS AMBIDEXTROUS!
SP: Clay, why aren't you ready to go?
RP: Well, since poor Floyd is sick, I thought...Clay could watch over him...!
Suddenly, a loud sneeze can be heard from upstairs
F: AHAHAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
JD: ......how sick IS HE?!!/!::8;&;&:
RP: It's just a fever and a runny nose but the runny nose seems to be the main problem right now-
SP: Grandma are you sure Clay is capable....? I mean, look who you put your faith innn~
C: Grandma said I can have 2 desserts after dinner for a whole week if I did it and I'm GRABBING that chance and having it in a nutlock!
JD:.....Headlock..
C: Eh. Tomato To-mah-toh
RP: Okay, just remember that he needs to take his medication, the one in the blue bottle and a pink cap every 45 minutes! And to give him something warm to drink!
C: I GOT this, Grandma! You guys just...go on and have fun at Splashfest! Ya know, the waterpark I've been waiting to go to for 6 YEARSSSS, HAHAHAAAAA, ohhhh.......
Clay pushed them all out the door, over-confident that he has what it takes to care of a sick Floyd
C: See you guys later! Come back in one piece, except for John, but BYEEEEEE!!!
Suddenly when the door closed, Baby Branch hopped out of Rosiepuff's arms and banged on the door
BH: FLOYD?! FLOYD, ARE YOU IN? YOU IN THERE?! OH GOD, HE'S GONNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU BEFORE SPRUCE GETS A GIRLFRIEND-!
SP: HEY-!
Suddenly, Rosiepuff picked Branch right up again
RP: ReLAX, Branch. Floyd will be fine! In case of anything, the police and the fire department AND the ambulance are all on speed dial! 😁
As the all walked away to go catch the nearest Caterbus, Branch watched the door
BH: Bye.....see you later.....
Meanwhile, inside of the pod Clay stared at the stairs
C: Pfft, aRE yOu sUre hE cAN dO iT'.....lOOk wHO yOurE aSKinG....HAH! I'll show them..I'll show all of them...I'm capabull!!
F: You...*sneezes gayly* spelled *sniffles gayly* capable wrong....!
C: OH SHUT UP!! What the s**t did I get myself into...
Clay trotted up the stairs and entered their bedroom to see Floyd, feeling the three S's; sensitive, sick, and extremely sad
C: How'd you even get sick?
F: AHAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!! *wipes nose cutely* I dunno...maybe it's just allergies...
C: Sneezing so loudly and making the whole pod shake is NOT jUsT aLlErgIeS! Just say you're sick and we can all go home ! 😌
F: But we are home....
C: OKAY YA KNOW WHAT?! I'M GOING TO GO WATCH TV!!
F: Wait, Clay do you think that you could bring me some chicken noodle soup?
C: No just shut the f**k up and die slowly 😁✨
F: Okay...😔
Clay smirked as he closed the door and went down to the living room to watch the best TV show evah
Until it had been 45 minutes and before the "best sho' evah" could even start, he realized that it was time to give Floyd his medicine.....and the fact that Floyd was screaming for Clay
C: Oh great, I have to go give the pink one his meds.....
Clay brought the blue bottle and a spoon upstairs to their bedroom and tried to get Floyd to take it
C: C'mon, Fruit Snack time for your medication
F: Oh, it actually hasn't been 45 minutes, I just wanted to talk to you 😁💖✨💃🤩
C:.............YOU MOTHERFU- YOU INTERRUPTED MY SHOW FOR THIS?! NOW I CAN'T WATCH BLUEY TONIGHT!!
F: Just chill you can watch it tomorrow 😁
C: WHAT IS cHiLL?! THERE IS NO TOMORROW! I WAITED 5383 DAYS TO WATCH "THE SIGN" AND YOU F**KING RUINED IT 👺
F: I like Bluey :D
C:......OH JEEZ WHY DID I AGREE TO BABYSIT YOU!!?!/!/!:!:&:&:&:&/&/&$;&;&:&:&/$$$;$*]^{*]*]+
F: Dessert?
C: Well, until it's been 45 minutes, I'M going to jump in the trampoline!
F: Ooo, can I come too?!
C: No, Dips**t, you're SICK!
F: No I'm not! In fact, I'm feeling just peachy! Nothings wro-ah....ah....AGHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHGGGGGGGGHFHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
Floyd sneezed AGAIN and it was so strong it blew Clay out of the bedroom
C: i sEe tHiNgS....a bLonDe tRoLL, sWeAtEr rOmpEr......and...meAAaAT cIrcLeSsS~
F: Clay? You good?
C: Yeah I'm fine...BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT COMING TO THE TRAMPOLINE WITH ME!!
F: Cmonnnn, please....! 😀
C: No!
F: Oh.....how about now!
Clay closed the door from outside
C: No!
F: How about now?
C: No!
F: Now?
C: No!
F: Now?
C: No!
F: NOW?
C: NO! NO!
Clay kept opening and closing the door as he kept responding to Floyd until he wasn't there anymore
C: Huh...
Suddenly Floyd appeared from behind Clay and tapped him
C: WHAT?!
F: Ready yet?
C: AHHHHHHH!!
F: Can we go trampolining now? :D
Instead of getting mad, Clay got a mischievous idea in mind
C: Yeahhhh sure we can go trampolining...but..we're gonna do a..different type of trampolining heheh....
F: YAYYYYYY!!!!
Clay brought Clay outside and pushed Floyd inside the trampoline they had
F: So what are we doing?
C: Ohhhh nothing just....shut up and close your eyes...
Clay began to jump slowly and then jumped so hard that well....Floyd got shot into the sky
F: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHFDDDRRTTGGUIIUTFFFCCGYUIOOBOOBSDFTYHHJI!!!!!!!
Suddenly Floyd fell back to the ground and landed on the trampoline, dizzy
F: wOaHhhhHh....gOLdEN cOLorED gLitTeR tRolL...rAinBow hAiR...wItH a hiNt oF cLuElESs...hIgH sChOOl mUsiCaL....anD tHeN wE kiSsED.....
Clay stared down at Floyd, proud of the prank he just played
C: Are ya winning son?
THE END YOU WEIRDOS 💀