The gang had heard banging and crashing noises going on
It had turned out Tae couldn't find the one thing that makes her sparkle even more than she already does
T: WHERE IS IT- WHERE THE F- IS IT?! I SWEAR TO G-
G: Bro is she good?
L: Doesn't look like it. Look at whats missing
The two of them glare at Tae's hair, noticing she wasn't wearing her orange scrunchie
G: Ohhhhh. Well-
L: Can I-
G: No Lee..☹️
L: Pleaseeee 🥺
G: Fine, but it's gonna end horri-
L: TAEEEEEEE! WHATS WRONG?!
G: Anddddd there it is....
T: MY F*CKING HAIRTIE!! ITS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!☹️AND IM NOT TAE WITHOUT IT!! 👺
G: Lovebug- You're Tae with or without the hairtie 😁
L: Your hair is cute with and without it!
T: Thanks !! 😁 But Im not used to having my hair down like this..I feel all...weird.
G: Well- where did you leave it last?
T: I DONT KNOW- wait yes I do. I wanted to brush my hair and put gel in it like always and then tie it all up but my hairtie wasn't on my bedside table!! ☹️
L: Did you check in your pocket?
G: Did you check behind your ear?
T: ...
G + L: 😁😁
T: Least I know you guys didn't take it...🙄
L: Well if wasn't us then-
Tae's eyes lit up as she then realized who it could have been
G: Tae- I dont think it THAT seriou-
T: WHY DOES HE NEED IT ANYWAY?! HE DOESNT HAVE TYPE 4C HAIR!$:$/&/ 👺
L: Well- Maybe partner wants to try new things 😁
T: Ohhhhh, thats so gReAT! So sPecIaL even! In fact, let me just check in my hoodie pocket if I can find any s*its to give..OH FIDDLESTICKS! NONE! BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A S*IT! I WANT IT BACK NEOW~!
G: Well- how do you know Jonas stole it?
T: Hmmm, lemme see- ITS CLEAR AS DAY, GOLDIE! IM NOT AN IDIOT!!
T: Justtttt give me a second..! 😁
G + L: Uh oh....
Tae marched around a park, and found Jonas sitting at a bench, writing notes
T: ALRIGHT! GAME'S OVER! NOW GIVE IT BACK!
J: Give what back? Go do something useful 👺
T: gO dO sOmetHinG usEfUL- BLAH BLAH BLAH- fIsH cAkEs- BLAH BLAH BLAH- iM a LiAr- BLAH BLAH BLAH- GIMMIE 👺👺
J: Give you wha- HEYYY YOU ARENT WEARING YOUR HAIRTIE
T: NO S*IT SHERLOCK WHAT THE F*CK WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?!
J: Woah, woah, woah no profanity.
T: URGHHH!!! Whatever! Just hand it back to me!
J: Well, how do you know I took it?
T: Because you're you and enjoy making me miserable...👺
J: Fair point. But it wasn't me..
T: It HAD to have been you! You're the only one I know who woulda taken it! It's written all over you!
J: No it's not- my overalls are clean.
T: URGHHH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
J: Is there any evidence that I took it though 🤨
T: YE- no. But I know it was you. And it's not looking to good for you either! You steal from me all the time!
J: Name one thing
T: My eyeshadow pallet?
J: Ohhh that. I wanted to see what would happen if I left them outside and waited for them to melt
T: YOU LITTLE- hhhhh. What about my hello kitty hoodie?
J: Well- I thought you didnt want it anymore.. 😁
T: ...I WORE EVERY- okay. What about my squishmallow? Ya know, the one I sleep with every night? The My Melody squishmallow that is OFF limits 👺???
J: Ohhhh that. It made a really nice throw pillow.
T: YOU MONSTER 👺😨!!
J: Anything else?
T: Look, the evidence is adding up! Just give it back to me!
J: Even if I had it, the answer's no. It could make a great slingshot 😁
T: URGHHH FINE! Ill just go see if Liza stole it or-
J: Wait! I have something for you!
T: You better not flip me off again.. 🤨
Jonas covered Tae's eyes and dug around in his pocket for something
J: Open up.
T: So it WAS you!!!
J: WAS IT?! I didn't notice....
T: Someone remind me to set up a laser beam system..🙄👺
J: There you go, champ.
T: Next time you steal something of mine or for some odd reason DESTROY it, I'm gonna steal something of YOURS! And who knows? Maybe I'll set it on fire..👺
J: Yeah I bet-
T: Just like YOU did to my favorite pair of fuzzy socks!
J: Oh relax you have one more pair dont you?
T: I gave it to Goldie and it's only ONE! 👺
J: Well- can't do anything about tha-
T: WHEN I CRUSH YOU-
The End :3
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...