The bros are sitting inside of Rhonda again, really bored and hungry
Branch: Am I the only one who's hungry?
Bruce: No, Branch. My stomach is rumbling too...
Clay: Let's get some eats..!
Floyd: Yeah, good idea, but I don't think any of us are in the mood to drive
JD: Yeah, I'm not in the mood to drive ol' Rhonda .
Bruce: Let's just order something!
JD: Good idea, Bitty B! Who's up for Mcdonald's?
Clay: Nah, McDonald's doesn't have the good ol' toys they used to have
JD: Hey! That's not true and I'll prove it to you! Branch, do you want a happy meal?
Branch: WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THAT?! NO I DONT WANT A F***ING HAPPY MEAL
Floyd: Let's just get taco bell?
JD: And blow up MY toilet? No way!
Floyd: But.....the baja blast... 🥺
JD: No! I don't want any of you f***heads making my toilet explode because you wanna have some sorta mystery meat shoved into a low quality taco shell!
Clay: Fine! Let's get Wendy's!
Floyd: Huh. Wendy's actually sounds nice. But that means we'll have to pay extra for frosties!
Branch: Oh. That's true...
JD: Let's just get pizza! Dominoes, anyone?
Floyd: Nah, their breadsticks are hit or miss sometimes
Bruce: Uhh, hello? Did we forgot Pizza Hut exists?
JD: WHAT THE S*** IS A PIZZA HUT?!
Clay: No way.
Branch: John...
Bruce: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT PIZZA HUT IS??!
JD: I never had anything but Mcdonald's before..!
Clay: Can we get Cheesecake Factory..
JD: WHAT IS THAT???
Branch: DUDE-
Bruce: THIS STUPID B***H...
Clay: Ya know what? Let's just get Chick Fil A
Branch: ....
Bruce: ....
Floyd: ....
JD:...
Clay: What?
All: I MOTHERF***IN HATE CHICK FIL A!! HATE HATE HATE
Clay: Well, what are we supposed to eat?
JD: Arby's
Branch: They have the meats?
Bruce: Who goes there?
Clay: Not a clue
Floyd: What about Chipotle?
JD: THAT'S...actually a great idea!
Branch: Yeah, I'm down for some chipotle
Bruce: Yeah, I could get behind that
Clay: Ermmm, I dunno... Chipotle doesn't have happy meals..
All: OH MY F***ING GOD..!
After 2 hours of trying choose, they eventually just drove to red lobster because their picky asses cant choose a motherf***ing restaurant. Oh, and JD doesn't know what Pizza Hut is still :3
~ THE END ! ~
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 book cover and storywriting by yours truly 💞 (@tae_) ‼️ TROLLS BELONGS TO DWA ‼️
