Angelica and Kai had returned to Mystic Falls. Kai had kept his word that they would fly back. Angelica thought she was going to die to be honest, she was thankful that they didn't
"God, I can't wait to see what the real world is like" Kai said excited
"Oh, you're gonna love it! You're gonna love The Walking Dead. We can make it our show!" Angelica cheered
"Is that about zombies?" Kai asked
"Yes!" Angelica cheered
"Sounds interesting" Kai said as he led her into the cave. He had all of his belongings. Angelica didn't bother grabbing anything since all of her stuff with Kai was actually hidden in the Salvatore Boarding House. She was glad that Kol never got his hands on it. Kol was a sore subject for Angelica because she was currently ignoring it. She went from being in love with him, to hating him the next. She's been ignoring the big issue and she's gonna keep ignoring it for as long as she can
"Make sure you drink some vervained alcohol" Kai said referring to his bag. She opened it and pulled it out. She took a swig, feeling her mouth and throat burn. She then closed the bottle and put it back in the bag
"I'll never get used to that" She said. Bonnie's blood was on the rock. Kai siphoned some magic from Angelica, making her roll her eyes back in pleasure before he used the magic to make Bonnie's blood liquid again. He moved the blood onto the ascendant and began chanting as the eclipse began. Angelica held the Ascendant with him. Then, a bright light overtook them. When Angelica could see her surroundings, she was in the forest, besides Kai
"We're home" She said
"I'm out? I'm out!" Kai cheered before he grabbed Angelica and picked her up, spinning her into the air as he laughed. Angelica laughed with him before he set her down. She brought her lips onto his and kissed him
"I'm so glad you're home" She said staring at him
"I'm glad to be home" He said
"We have to go shopping!" She stated
"What?" He asked
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"Yes, I'll take those.. those.. ooh your ass will look really good in those.. that too.." Angelica said as he pointed at clothes, compelling the workers. They had been shopping for hours. It was the third day in a row they had been shopping
"That is so cool" Kai said. Angelica turned to him and raised an eyebrow
"You're not in the outfit I picked" She said
"The pants are tight" Kai whined. Angelica rolled her eyes
"You know I was gonna let you pick a set of lingerie for me to get.. but I guess not" She said. Kai's eyes went wide
"W-Wait! Wait! Give me a minute" Kai said before he rushed into the changing room. A couple minutes later he came back out. Angelica smiled at him
"You look so good" She said
"It's so worth it" Kai reminded himself. Angelica grabbed his hand and led him to the lingerie department
"Pick anything you like. I'll be back in a moment. I'm gonna go buy me a new phone" Angelica said. Kai nodded as he stared at the different sets of lingerie. Angelica went over to the phone section and began looking through them. She found the newest model and compelled the worker to let her have it. She smiled and brought it back over to Kai who was squeezing the bras
"What are you doing?" Angelica asked
"I'm trying to see which one feels the best.. it's this one" Kai said before taking a purple set off the hanger and putting it in the bag of things that neither of them paid for but got for free. Angelica took the phone out of the box and began charging it with a portable charger
"Okay, let's go! I can't wait to show you my house. We haven't been able to stay there because my bestie Caroline has been living there" Angelica said
"Oh, actually can we make a pit stop?" Kai asked
"Yeah, where do you wanna go?" Angelica asked him
"Whitmore College" He said with a smile
"Okay!" She said, returning the smile. The engaged couple walked outside of the store and flagged down a cab. They both got in
"Where to?" He asked
"Whitmore College" Angelica replied. The man nodded and began driving. Angelica smiled as she rested her head on Kai's shoulder. He had gotten this thing of cologne and it smelt so good. She'd smell him all day if she could. She felt his arm wrap around her waist before he began moving, trying to get comfortable in his jeans
"Have you ever worn skinny jeans? It seems wrong. I'm all bunched up.. but she said she'd let me pick out a set of lingerie so.. it's worth it. Also, why are jeans so tight when phones are so big?" Kai asked as he used his free arm to take out his phone
"I don't know what to tell you, pal" The man said
"Oh, God. I'm that guy, right? That guy that won't shut up. I hate that guy. I've sat next to that guy on the plane before. Hey, speaking of planes, have you flown recently? Because what's with the whole liquid situation.. and the 'stripping before you go through security' thing? My Angel was telling me all about. It's really got me confused. It's weird" Kai said as Angelica nuzzled into his chest. She just wanted to be with him forever
"They're worried about terrorists" The guy said
"Okay. Well, I'm sorry.. but the real terrorists are some of those people taking off their shoes. I know, I'm chatty. Sorry. I've just been in prison for a while. Well, not like a regular prison. You know, more like a-" Kai was cut off
"We're here" The guy said
"A special kind of-" Kai was cut off again
"That'll be 30" The guy said
"All right" Kai said as he went through his pocket to pull out money but he struggled with the tight jeans. He had to remove his arm from Angelica just to get it out
"Jeans" He breathed out. He pulled out a ten
"Here, take this. Hold on" Kai said as he handed the man the money
"Hang on. Hang on. I got it. Oh, hey, gum. Nice" Kai said before putting a piece of gum in his mouth and then throwing his trash out the window. Angelica lightly smacked his chest as if scolding him. He gave her a wink
"Come on you two. I don't have all day. Let's go" The guy said
"O-" Angelica was cut off
"I got it. Hold on" Kai said as he pulled out a pair of earbuds. He began unraveling them
"Well, I guess this will do" Kai spoke before he wrapped the earbuds cord around the man's throat and began choking him. Angelica just stared at Kai. She bit her lip as he just casually chewed his gum while choking the man to death. She wanted him to choke her like that. The man stopped moving
"Ugh.. you're giving me your 'fuck me' eyes.. and these jeans are already tight.. however we don't have the ti- Okay, maybe we do" Kai said as Angelica unbuttoned her shirt
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Angelica and Kai strolled up to the campus bar. Kai's neck was covered in hickeys due to Angelica's constant biting, but he found it really hot so. They both took a seat at the bar, hand in hand. Angelica had never been happier
"How can I help you two?" A blonde girl with curly hair asked. Her name tag reading 'Liv'
"Two Zimas, please" Kai said
"Hilarious" She replied. Kai kept staring at her and it was kind of making Angelica jealous
"Are you go-" Liv was cut off
"We'll take two sodas, Liv" Angelica said. The girl nodded and walked off. Kai chuckled
"You sure were staring at her a whole bunch" Angelica said, jealousy evident in her voice. Kai gave her a grin
"Oh, you have no idea, sweetheart" Kai said which made Angelica raise an eyebrow. Liv came back with their drinks. Kai was playing on his phone. More like scrolling on Twitter. It was his new obsession
"You on Twitter? I just signed up. You should follow me. CobraKai1972. Come on, like Karate Kid? Did you know you could follow celebrities? They all Twitter the stupidest things. It's hilarious" Kai said laughing
"You mean tweeting?" Angelica said. Kai looked at her and nodded
"Yeah, yeah. Tweeting" Kai said as he began typing out another post
"It's kind of dead. I think I'm gonna close up" Liv said
"Oh, hang on. Hang on. I want a real drink, do you want one too, Angel? She wants a Vodka. Personally I think they're boring. I don't want bourbon. I'm secure enough in my masculinity. Rum's too tropical. Tequila. You do not wanna see me on tequila. You remember that time when we-" Kai said
"Oversharing" Angelica told him. Kai nodded
"Sorry. What about gin? Is that weird?" Kai asked
"Not if you're a 50-year-old. But seeing as you both look underage. I'm gonna need to see some ID" Liv said. Angelica pulled out her fake ID. The one that said she was 24. Liv looked at it and then handed if back. Angelica put her ID away
"Of course" Kai said, pulling out his wallet and handing it to her
"1972. Nice try" Liv said with a smile
"True story. But that's not the most interesting thing on that ID. Here, look again" Kai said. She took another look
"Name, address" Kai began
"'Malachai Parker.' Oh, my God-" Liv was cut off as Kai began siphoning from her
"Who is she?" Angelica asked as Liv groaned out in pain
"It's my little sister.. Last time I saw you.. I was trying to kill you. Why don't we pick up where we left off?" Kai asked. Liv shook her head
"I don't think so" She said before stabbing Kai with a pair of scissors. She tried to run but Angelica tackled her onto the ground
"Livvy-poo.. I didn't recognize you.. I hope you didn't forget about me.. after all I'm your future sister in law" Angelica said. Liv began giving Angelica an aneurysm. Angelica gripped at her head as she got off of Liv. In return Kai did the same thing to Liv, which forced her to stop doing it to Angelica
"Life is so much easier with magic. Feels kind of like cheating. I'm sad you didn't recognize me. That means Dad erased all trace of my existence. Family pictures, movies.. the little handprint turkey I made. What a dick" Kai said as she kept groaning in pain
"You stay the hell away from me" Liv groaned out. Kai rolled his eyes
"You were always so bad at hide-and-seek. I mean, you were 4. But still, find a better hiding spot" Kai said. Angelica saw Tyler rush in and she quickly tackled him. His eyes widened as he saw her
"Angie?! What the hell are you doing?!" Tyler yelled
"You didn't even seem shocked that I'm alive.. so I guess help really wasn't coming.. huh? Oh, well" Angelica said
"You go from one psycho to the next" Tyler spat out as Angelica kept him restrained. Liv was still in pain from Kai's magic
"Hey, that's not very nice. I prefer the term sociopath and I was the first one.. that second guy Kurtis.. yeah, fuck him" Kai said before his magic ran out. "Shit"
"What's wrong?" Angelica asked, allowing Tyler to throw her off and get up onto his feet and rush over to his girl
"I'm out of magic" Kai said with a pouty face
"Oh, well I'll get you next time. Too-da-loo" Kai said, waving at Liv and Tyler. Angelica got onto her feet and the two left
"She's gotten so big. I used to change her diapers" Angelica said
"I know, I was there. Oh, who was that guy back there?" Kai asked as Angelica flagged down a cab. The duo got in
"His name's Tyler.. and he's kind of an ass" Angelica explained. Kai nodded, letting her know that he heard her
"Where to?" The man asked. Angelica told them her address
"Oh, speaking of my house. I need to put it in your name" Angelica told him
"Why?" He asked
"So vampires can't get in and kill you" Angelica said. The man who was driving raised an eyebrow
"Can he hear about this?" Kai asked
"I'll compel him after.. it's fine- anyway I'm thinking we could start The Walking Dead tonight or we could watch Supernatural.. your pick" Angelica said
"Ooh, I wanna see people die. Let's watch The Walking Dead" Kai said as Angelica's phone began ringing. Angelica answered it
"Hello?" She asked
"Angie, what the fuck?" Damon's voice could be heard
"Oh, hi backstabber.. What can I do for you?" Angelica asked
"You're working with Kai?" Damon asked
"Well, duh.. he's my future husband" Angelica replied
"Wait.. what? Did your compulsion wear off?!" Damon asked
"Yup, I remember everything!" Angelica cheered
"Oh, my God.. finally. You know the last two years have sucked.. oh, it's so good to have you back" Damon said
"Aww, did you miss me?" Angelica asked
"You were my best friend.. of course I missed you" Damon said
"Aww, how sweet, Damon. Well, I've got to go.. I'm super busy so" Angelica said
"I'll talk to you tomorrow, and keep your man on a leash for fucks sake" Damon said. Angelica smirked
"Ooh, maybe I will put him on a leash.." She teased
"Okay, ew!" Damon said before hanging up
"You're gonna put me on a leash?" Kai asked. Angelica looked at him
"Baby, I'm gonna walk you like a dog" Angelica said before patting his cheek
"I don't get paid enough for this shit" The driver said
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"Honey, I'm home!" A cheery voice that Kai did not recognize yelled at like 7 in the morning. He rolled his eyes and tried going back to sleep. He rolled and wrapped his arm around, Angelica's bare chest. Somebody began banging on the door but Angelica wasn't budging. She was out like a light. Kai thought if he'd ignore it, that it would stop. It didn't. Instead the door was forced open. A blonde came into view
"Angie, I don't appreciate you- oh.. Oh, my God! You're not wearing any clothes! Ah! I'm sorry!" The blonde yelled as she covered her eyes. Kai raised an eyebrow before he looked down to see that he was in fact nude. He quickly covered himself with the sheets which woke up Angelica
"Why are you moving- you're a little handsy" Angelica said half asleep as Kai was trying to cover her from the random chick in her apartment
"There's somebody in your apartment" Kai told her
"Oh, it's Caroline.. don't mind her.. she's good" Angelica said still half asleep
"We're both naked.. in your bed.. she saw me.. and she's still standing there covering her face.. awkwardly.. I'm uncomfortable" Kai told Angelica which made her snap her eyes open
"Oh my God! Care, what did I tell you about knocking?!" Angelica asked
"I-I did knock! Nobody answered! I live here too, you know!" Caroline whined
"What?!" Kai yelled
"I died remember? I left my house to her.. I kinda forgot about that.. oopsies" Angelica said
"I was just coming to get my stuff. I'm gonna move back in with my mom. I'm literally traumatized and I'm gonna need to go to therapy now" Caroline said
"You wanna talk about trauma 'cause I bet I got you beat" Kai said trying to make it a competition. Caroline who was still covering her face, rolled her eyes
"Oh, boo-hoo. Cry me a river. You guys fucked in my bed.. ew!" Caroline whined
"It was my bed first" Angelica said
"I'm leaving- ow.. I'm leaving!" Caroline said as she hit a wall and then left the house
"You have really annoying friends. Her voice is super high pitched and is like nails on a chalkboard" Kai said
"At least I have friends" Angelica said. Kai fake laughed
"You are so funny" He said as he deadpanned. She stuck her tongue out playfully at him. "Maybe I need to teach you a lesson?"
"You gonna spank me?" She teased as Kai began kissing her neck
"I think I just might" Kai said
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