Chapter 95:
Not long after waiting in Novice Village, Gojo Satoru wandered over.
"I've been waiting for a long time." He waved his right hand in a casual manner, "I almost thought I couldn't get in."
"Wow... this place is really interesting."
Gojo Satoru kicked his sunglasses into his breast pocket with great interest. Looking at it carefully, although it is said to be a holographic game, judging from the information transmitted by the six eyes, it is not fictional here.
At the very least, the environment beneath your feet is real.
So, is it a place where reality and illusion intersect, constructed using different powers of thought?
Ha, the more I think about it, the more interesting it becomes.
How is it done?
"I wonder if we can use magic power to build a place like this?"
"Hmm..." He pinched his chin with his index finger and thumb, and after a moment he said in a brisk tone, "I've decided, I'll try it when I get back."
Speaking of telekinesis, Gojou Satoru turned around, "By the way, Yanxi-chan, what is your ability?"
"It's Qi."
"Qi..." Gojo Satoru said again, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen you use your ability yet."
"Do you want to see it?" Yan Xi asked.
"Can you?"
"Of course." Yan Xi put her hair behind her ears with a kind smile, and took out Jiu Wei's slippers from her pocket, "As long as you can beat me, you can watch whatever you want!"
Gojo Satoru: "..."
Gojo Satoru recalled the excitement of being thrown away that day, and his whole body froze.
Even if you are the strongest, you don’t want to be beaten unilaterally. : )
"So, why are you angry?" Gojo Satoru couldn't help but sigh, "I really don't understand, women are really moody." "
I should be the one to say this to you." The slippers in Yan Xi's hand The pinching made a crunching sound, and the veins on his forehead popped out one by one, "Why do you want to change people's surnames casually!"
"Ah..." It turned out to be for this kind of thing.
Gojo Satoru tapped his chin with his index finger and blinked innocently, "Don't you think Gojo Yanki sounds good?" "It sounds
much better than Tsukishima Yanki." He hinted, "I don't mind treating you Move into my household registration."
Yan Xi was startled. She raised her head blankly, her eyes widened slightly in shock, and she looked at the young man opposite without blinking.
Moving her household registration means... establishing a relationship, which means that two different lines of destiny are intertwined...
Gojo Satoru said that she would move her household registration into his house...
In other words...
Yan Xi was silent for two seconds, and then The slippers were thrown up, "Asshole! You still want to be my father?!"
The slippers flipped in the air and stopped 20 centimeters in front of him.
Gojo Satoru pulled off his slippers in disbelief, "Has your brain been eaten by zombies, Yanxi-chan?"
"I'm a young and handsome guy who doesn't feel uncomfortable walking among high school students!"
"What kind of brain circuit does it have to think that I want to be your father!"
"Isn't it?" Yan Xi was confident and well-founded, "I am an orphan, and changing my household registration means that I will be treated like Fushiguro by you. Adoption, in other words, you become my adoptive father."
Becoming an adoptive father = becoming her daddy!
There’s nothing wrong with that!
Gojo Satoru: "..."
Gojo Satoru was choked by this logic. He was quite speechless and said: "Why do you want to compete with Ehui?" "
Because we are the same generation."
"So, why do you do this? I think I want to be your father! Even if I don't become your father, I can transfer your household registration here."
Yan Xi suddenly realized, "So you want to be my brother."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
"Sorry." Yan Xi tactfully Said, "You are a good person, but I don't want to find a brother for myself."
Gojo Satoru: "!"
Who wants to be your brother! ! !
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This is a small town full of European-style buildings. People coming and going in the town seem to be the same. Reality makes no difference.
Looking around, there are many large and small rewards posted on the trees and walls.
Because they were illiterate, the two did not know the name of the city.
But this is not a big problem, just open your mouth and ask if you don’t understand.
Ask two or three passers-by and get several pieces of information.
Soon, they had a preliminary understanding of their location.
Andonibal - a city with a bounty on it.
As the name suggests, here, as long as you complete the bounty, you can get different cards.
On the huge display board in front, Andonibal's monthly competition schedule is written. Compared with the bounties posted on the street, the cards obtained by winning in the competition will obviously be of a higher level.
Gojo Satoru held his hands in his pockets. After experiencing the incident of becoming a father and a brother before, his face looked a little disgusting.
Wasn't it obvious enough?
Why isn't Yanxi-chan enlightened at all?
Ah...it's really distressing.
Well, maybe it’s because I’m still young.
Don't be anxious, whatever he wants to do will always succeed.
Gojo Gobel is confident.
On the other side, Yan Xi has already inquired about the competition content on the schedule.
It's June, and June is the Big Eater Contest.
They came at just the right time, and today happened to be the competition day. Adhering to the idea that if you can get it, it will be good, Yan Xi happily decided to participate in the Big Eater Competition.
"I'm going over there to participate in the Big Eater Competition." Yan Xi said hello and ran over.
After signing up, all the contestants went on stage.
I glanced around casually and saw many familiar faces.
For example, the chubby black-haired boy sitting in the middle holds a bag of potato chips in his hand and stuffs them into his mouth.
Yan Xi remembers that he was the fourth wave of players selected.
Their eyes always met, and Yan Xi smiled at him out of politeness.
Unexpectedly, the young man suddenly stiffened, and the potato chips in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.
His forehead was sweating, and then he stood up suddenly and ran away at a speed that was completely inconsistent with his body. He quickly rushed into the crowd, and the thick smoke billowed, choking passers-by. He coughed loudly, but the boy had disappeared.
Yan Xi: "..."
Yan Xi was greatly shocked.
No matter how you say it, she is a beautiful girl with online looks.
Not to mention that a slight smile is charming, but it is also as sweet and cute as a spring breeze, okay?
Why did he run away?
He looked like he had seen a ghost! '
Yan Xi pondered for a second or two and decisively left it behind.
It must not be her problem!
Maybe he was in a hurry.
Thinking of this, Yan Xi happily sat in the boy's vacant seat.
Everyone participating in the game is obviously a player, and everyone is wearing a ring that belongs to the player.
I don't know if it was because of the 50 billion bounty, but no one said anything. After the host gave the order, they all started to feast.
It's not Yan Xichui, but in terms of appetite, everyone here is a younger brother.
She slowly picked up the fork, and then... her right hand turned into an afterimage.
In less than ten minutes, the pasta on the plate that was piled higher than her head had been wiped out.
At this speed, the onlookers were stunned.
Even the NPCs were shocked.
But soon, they reacted and brought out a new plate.
The content of the competition is actually very simple. Whoever eats the most food within the prescribed hour will be today's Big Eater.
Relying on the skill of cooking rice for many years, Yan Xi quickly destroyed the food in the bowl with quick but polite movements.
Twenty minutes passed, and one person fell to the ground with his belly propped up. Yan Xi's cooking speed did not change, and there were two large plates stacked next to him.
Thirty minutes have passed, and there are still a quarter of the people on the field. Yan Xi's cooking speed remains unchanged, and the three large dishes have become nine.
Fifty minutes passed. Except for Yan Xi and another player, everyone on the field fell to the ground and lay dead.
The players all had big bellies that looked like they were seven or eight months pregnant. They lay on the ground uncomfortably, not daring to move.
Because if you move, the food in your stomach will spill out.
"That black-haired girl is so awesome!" A player was shocked, "Such a small person can actually eat so much!" "
Have you noticed?" Another player said, "After eating so much, her stomach There is no change at all!"
"Is this guy really a human?"
"Speaking of which, she must have used some means to cheat, right?"
"Probably not, the mechanism of the game is here." "
So "How on earth did she eat all that food!"
Amid everyone's incredible comments, the last player also died.
But I saw him push the table, run quickly not far away, hold the trash can and throw out.
The smell was so fragrant that Yan Xi couldn't eat it immediately.
She touched her belly and said with some regret, "I'm only sixty percent full after eating."
Everyone: "..."
Damn it! That’s enough for thirty people!
Is your stomach connected to a black hole in the universe? !
They have never seen someone who can eat like this! ! !
There is no doubt that Yan Xi has won the title of Big Eater today.
"Hi, this is your prize." The host handed over a box of cookies with a smile.
"Cookies?" Yan Xi was a little confused. It was obviously impossible to just give out a simple cookie box in the game.
Just as I was about to ask what this biscuit was for, a hand stretched out.
"Is this the prize?" Gojo Satoru appeared out of nowhere and opened the box curiously. "Is it some super delicious cookie?" As
he said this, he picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Well, it tastes good." He said and threw a few more pieces into his mouth.
Yan Xi was stunned for a moment, "Why did you just eat it!"
"Aren't you afraid that it's poisonous?"
"Just stay there." Gojo Satoru waved his hand, "There are no killing cards in this game, so there will be no problem. ."
"Besides, even poison is useless to me." Gojo Satoru said, giving a thumbs up, feeling extremely proud, "After all, I am go——"
His words suddenly stopped.
Wait, is there something wrong with his voice?
Immediately afterwards, he saw the eyes of the girl opposite him widening. She pointed at his chest with trembling hands, "You, you, your breasts..."
Gojo Satoru slowly lowered his head...
Oh wow, this is really towering. Entering the clouds.
Chapter 96:
She has fair skin, good looks, long legs, a curvy waist, white hair and blue eyes like ice and snow. Even though she is still 190cm tall,...
Yan Xi's heart trembled, "Oh, oh..."
Tong, what a childlike beauty! ! !
The beautiful woman blinked her slender eyes lightly, then clicked and pressed it on her chest, "Is this thing real..."
As she spoke, she kicked her legs. Gojo Satoru could clearly understand It felt like his little brother had said goodbye to him.
Even though he was as calm as Gojo Satoru, once he became Satoshi, he couldn't hold it any longer.
"Don't do this kind of thing on the street!" Yan Xi quickly took his hand off.
Glancing at his clothes that were tight due to the changes in his chest, he thoughtfully took off his coat, stood up on tiptoes and put a small circle around his shoulders to cover it.
"You need to buy new clothes." Yan Xi said.
"Rather than that, I want to know what this thing is."
"It should be a biscuit that can change the gender of a person after eating it."
Yan Xi said while looking at the biscuit box. There were only simple pictures on the box. , she turned and asked the host: "Excuse me, what is the prize this time?"
"The prize for this competition is hormone cookies." The host replied.
"What about the statute of limitations?" Gojo Satoko also asked.
"A biscuit is valid for 24 hours."
"Twenty-four hours." Gojo Satoru crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other. He didn't know what he thought of, but the corners of his mouth turned up, "Nene, Yanxi-chan~"
He came over and said Give it to me."
His often youthful and upbeat tone seemed to be coquettish after he changed into a female voice.
"What do you want it for?" After knowing each other for so long, Yanxi also knew a lot about Gojo Satoru's temperament. She subconsciously said, "You don't want to give it to everyone, do you?" "(
o゜▽゜)o☆ [bingo~BINGO!]" Gojo Satoru made horoscopes with his right hand and shook it back and forth. "As expected of Yanxi-chan, we really have a good connection~" "
You will be beaten to death."
"Hahaha, how is that possible." Gojo Satoko laughed brightly, "Everyone will be very happy to receive such interesting things." "
This is a rare experience that even a conjurer can't experience."
"The teachers who disappeared for so long suddenly returned, bringing with them It's a big suprise to have such an interesting gift."
Gojo Satoru said plausibly, "They will be so moved that they cry."
"You will definitely be beaten." Yan Xi was absolutely certain.
But facing Wu Zi's big eyes full of expectation, Yan Xi was silent for two seconds, and nodded in agreement with a slightly painful conscience.
Gong bleated Mina.
She can block Gojo Satoru, but she really can't handle Goko-chan!
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“If you can finish the meal within 30 minutes, not only will you be entertained for free but you will also be given [ Garuga will play cards as prizes."
The clerk, wearing a chef's hat and a cat head, placed a giant piece of spaghetti that was as long as an arm on the table, smiling with two fangs exposed.
Mi Ji took a big sip of the drink, picked up a fork, rolled up a large ball and stuffed it into his mouth.
hateful!
He wants hormone biscuits too!
If he participates, he will definitely be able to... Oh, no, he can't eat Tsukishima Yanki.
Thinking of this, Mi Ji took another big mouthful of pasta.
"Jimmy." The eldest brother's unwavering voice came from behind.
Mi made a funny move, and stood up immediately by reflex, "Brother, brother."
"It's time to go, Jimmy." Ilmi, who was dressed as Jita Laku, tilted his head, and the nails on his body made a few clicking sounds. "If you stay here for a long time, there is a risk of being noticed by him."
"Okay, big brother." Mi Ji nodded, looked at the food on his plate with regret, and put down his fork.
"Wait a minute." Seeing him about to leave, Boss Cat blocked his way.
"Guest, you did not finish the giant spaghetti within the stipulated time, and the other food you ordered is not free. Please pay the bill." "
A total of 5,000 denim."
Mi Ji heard this and took something from his pocket. Take out a stack of banknotes.
"No." Boss Cat took out a card from his pocket, "You need to use this to pay."
Mi Ji: "..."
It is indeed a card game, even payment tools use cards...
Damn it, he didn't. think.
"Don't you have money?" Boss Cat understood clearly. He put his hands on his waist and said in a bad tone, "If you don't have money, you need-"
Before he could finish his words, a nail was driven in. Hit him on the forehead and directly interrupted his words.
Yi Mi stepped forward, took out the nails from Boss Cat's head, and put them back into his clothes, "Let's go, Jimmy."
"Yes, brother." Mi Ji stepped over Boss Cat's body indifferently, Following Ilmi, he quickly left Andonibal.
"Brother." On the way, he couldn't help but curiously asked, "Where are we going next?"
"Are we going to meet Hisoka and the others?"
"Let's go to Love City to make love." After Yi Mi said, she took the silver The slender nail was inserted back into an acupuncture point on the neck.
"Love City?" Mi Ji immediately laughed. He wasn't bragging, he was the god of strategy who had played countless otome strategy games!
Wherever he goes, it will definitely be his home court!
Miji is more confident!
What responded to him was Yi Mi's head shaking from side to side and a clicking sound.
After the two left, the Cat Boss's body turned into little bits of light and disappeared inside the spaghetti, but not long after, a new Cat Boss came out of the back door.
He arched his eyebrows and shouted with a smile: "Welcome~"
Everything was as usual.
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the clothing store
’s dressing room was opened.
"Good evening~" The beautiful white-haired girl leaned against the door.
Yan Xi raised his head and took a quick look. He was dumbfounded.
No, "Why did you choose a maid outfit?"
She also wore white stockings! ! !
Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes, gently tapped his chin with the index finger of his left hand, raised his orchid finger with his right hand, and made an elegant stroke in the air, "Master~" "
Are you satisfied with what you see?"
Yan Xi: "..."
" Bang."
The clothes in Yan Xi's hands were frightened.
But she, Niu Guluxi, was uneducated, and her thousands of words were reduced to one word: "Fuck!"
"It seems that my understanding of you is still too superficial." After a second or two of silence and two or three seconds of digestion, Yan Xi decisively took out his mobile phone and took three consecutive photos of Gojo Satoko.
Seeing this, Wu Zi didn't mind at all, and even made a few poses in cooperation.
With that enchanting figure and graceful body, she became the most beautiful girl in the entire clothing store.
The beauty is really beautiful, but Yan Xi's hand holding the phone can't help but tremble when he thinks that this great beauty was a rough guy not long ago.
After all, she had little experience.
So, is the lower limit of Gojo Enlightenment no lower limit?
"Hey, hey." After Wuzi struck a few poses, he swayed to her side, stretched out his hand, and took the phone away from her hand.
"Yanxi-chan, let's try another one too." As she said that, she got a set of clothes from somewhere and hung them on her arm.
"This is a maid outfit!" Yan Xi glanced at it and saw that it was the same maid outfit he was wearing.
"I don't want to wear it."
"Hey~" Satoko quit, "She has sacrificed so much for Yanxi-chan. Is this how Yanxi-chan treats her?" "Don't
talk nonsense, I didn't call you that. Wear a maid outfit." She won't take the blame! ! !
"But Yanxi-chan must be very happy in the photo." Gojo Satoru shook his phone.
Yan Xi: "..." Yes, I feel a little guilty.
"It's so sad." Satoko pulled out a handkerchief from somewhere and wiped away the non-existent tears, "I made such a big sacrifice for Yanxi-chan."
If it was Gojo Satoru, Yanxi would still be okay. She ignored it expressionlessly, but... Satoko's words...
I'm sorry...
She admitted that she was really superficial.
Isn't it just a maid outfit?
It’s not a big deal!
wear!
Yan Xi opened the door to the dressing room and walked in quickly.
When Gojo Satoru saw this, the corner of his mouth curled up slightly.
Yanxi-chan in maid outfit must be very cute.
...
No, it’s super cute.
Gojo Satoru took out his mobile phone and took a dozen consecutive photos of the girl coming out of the locker room.
"Hey, Yanxi-chan, let's change into this."
"Oh, this is not bad."
"This, this."
After feeling dizzy and being fooled into changing a few clothes by Satoko, Yanxi suddenly reacted Come over here, "Wait a minute, aren't you buying clothes?"
"Ah, I've already chosen it."
"Eh?"
"Let Yanxi wear this one too." Gojo Satoru said, throwing a few more items over. , and said at the same time, "Speaking of which, Yan Xi-chan's clothes are really terrible."
"T-shirt and shorts, and walking around with slippers on. Only Obasan from the vegetable market would wear this.
" Xi: "..."
Who are you talking about, Obasan!
Satoko's filter immediately shattered.
Sure enough, Gojo Satoru is still Gojo Satoru. Yan Xi snorted coldly, stuffed his clothes back, and changed back into his own clothes.
"Now that you've made your choice, let's go." She looked at the sky, "It's getting dark."
So, why was she angry again?
Satoko touched her chin and expressed that she couldn't understand. Women are really fickle creatures.
"Okay." The clerk put the two packed shopping bags on the table and said with a smile, "A total of 6545450."
Yan Xi: "!"
Why is it so expensive? !
What did Gojo Satoru buy?
The treasure of the store?
"Swipe your card." Gojo Satoru leaned his elbow on the counter and took out a black card with great pride.
Unexpectedly, the clerk asked in great confusion: "What are you talking about?"
"Huh?" Gojo Satoru straightened up.
The clerk took out a card and said, "Sorry, we only support payment with this card."
Yan Xi: "..."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
What this means is...
the money in their hands. It can’t be used anymore!
It seems that this dress is no longer available.
"I'm sorry." Just as Yan Xi was about to say something, Gojo Satoru suddenly interrupted her: "Yan Xi-chan."
"Huh?"
"You know, this is the game world." Gojo Satoru raised his index finger, "Everything except Except for players, most of them are NPCs."
"They only rely on fixed procedures to respond."
"So..."
"So...?" Yan Xi repeated with some confusion.
"So, it doesn't matter even if you don't give me money~"
Gojo Satoru said, picking up the shopping bag on the table with his left hand, grabbing her hand with his right hand, pulling her up and rushing out of the store.
Amidst the exclamations of the clerk, and under the burning clouds that dyed half the sky red, the two of them had already run a long way away.
Chapter 97
It’s night.
The mountains are covered with light clouds, and the full moon is covered with light gauze. The stars are twinkling and the moonlight is slightly pale.
In the jungle, leaves criss-crossed, blocking most of the moonlight.
The night wind passed by, the firelight danced lightly, and the half-burned firewood made two crackling sounds, along with the chirping of insects and birds.
On the barbecue grill made of tree branches, the wild boar with a huge pointed nose has been roasted until it is sizzling with oil. The aroma of meat rushes into the tip of the nose, arousing the greed in the stomach.
"It's so boring..." Satoko crossed his legs, rested his left elbow on his knee and put it on the side of his head, and turned the magic book in his hand in boredom with his right hand.
"Xingxi, Yanxi-chan, let's catch a few monsters and let them dance hula." He was very excited.
"Warcraft can't dance hula at all."
Yan Xi sat cross-legged on the grass, used a dagger to cut off a piece of roasted pork, and wrapped it in a paper towel and handed it over.
"Arigado."
Wuzi held the barbecue, blew on it, and took a bite.
"It's a bit bland..." He said vaguely, holding the barbecue in his mouth, "It would be better if I sprinkled some salt
on it." "Who are we eating barbecue here for?" Yan Xi rolled his eyes at him and pulled off a strip. Hind legs thicker than her entire arm.
Running away felt great for a while, but afterwards I put a reward list on it.
When they were about to go to Boss Cat's house to have free pasta for dinner, they learned that the owner of the clothing store had offered a reward to them because they didn't pay for wearing Overlord clothes.
Also on the list with them was Jimmy, a chubby boy with black hair - he was on the list because he ate the Overlord Meal.
Gojo Satoru tilted his head and sighed without any sign of repentance, "What a mistake..." "
I didn't expect the GM here to even depict such details."
"Well, it's more interesting this way, isn't it?" Shaking the barbecue in his hand, "Do we look like we are going to fight the brave dragon now?"
"Why are we the dragon?" Yan Xi was a little confused.
"Because I hate the truth the most." Gojo Satoru grinned in disgust, "A brave man is either on the way to protect the weak or on the way to save the weak." "It's
very tiring, super annoying."
"That's it." Yan Xi understood. She opened her small mouth and gnawed one-tenth of the pig leg in her hand in three mouthfuls.
"Eh?" Gojo Satoru tilted his upper body forward and came closer, "Don't you have anything to say, Yanxi-chan?" "
What did you say?"
"As for the main argument," Gojo Satoru said, " Yanxi-chan supports it. That's fair."
"You also said that you don't kill people, right?" He said, smiling, "Ah, when you think about it, Yanxi-chan is a brave man." "
Whether it's solving the high-level problem Those annoying old oranges still improved the survival rate of spellcasters and so on..."
"Yanxi-chan is simply a standard hero who fell from the sky."
Yanxi paused while chewing the pig leg, she frowned slightly and denied : "I'm not a brave man."
"I just did what I could."
"I met, I can do it, so I did it." She looked at him with a serious expression, "If I met , If I can't do it, then I probably won't do it."
Under the firelight, her face was covered with a warm yellow soft light, and Gojo Satoru could see that she had become more feminine from her light brown pupils. Her beautiful face, this was the first time he saw his own reflection in her eyes.
"Very good." Gojo Satoru raised the corners of his mouth happily, "I don't hate your idea at all."
His body stretched forward again, and the tip of his nose seemed to lightly brush against the tip of her nose. Before she could wait, She had time to think about it, then she heard him say: "With Yanxi-chan here, I really feel the relaxation I haven't seen for a long time."
"It's so great to meet Yanxi-chan.
" Yanxi: "...!"
She was really caught off guard.
Yan Xi was stunned for two seconds and tilted her head uncomfortably, "Why are you saying such things all of a sudden?" She quickly took a few bites of the barbecue with her mouth, which was awkward.
"Are you shy?" Gojo Satoru approached her, and after being serious for only three seconds, he said with a smile, "You make others feel a little embarrassed like this."
"I don't see why you are embarrassed at all." Yan Xi Speechlessly, he pushed the face away from his eyes with his hands.
Satoko's face... is quite tender...
Did the hormone biscuits give him a skin-beautifying effect?
In order to prevent him from saying anything shocking again, Yan Xi took the lead and said: "Eat quickly."
"Let's continue on our way after eating."
"Is it possible that you plan to sleep in the forest tonight?" "
If it's with Yan Xi There's no point in me being together."
While we were chatting, a white light suddenly fell from the sky.
"I heard that Batra recently sent a group of new people." The visitor had red hair and an afro, a heart tattooed on his forehead, and a purple half-body. "That's you." The
afro's eyes turned around the two of them. At first glance, these two look like rookies who have just entered the game. At this time, they probably won't get any useful cards.
But we may not know for sure in the future.
Then, use [Tracking].
【Tracking】——Use this card to check the current location of the person being tracked at any time. (Note)
Use tracking to mark the two of them first, and then harvest them in a wave after they have collected enough cards. This is their way of playing the game.
Thinking like this, Afro skillfully pulled out the card and laughed maliciously, "Use Chasing -"
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, the card in his hand disappeared.
Afro:! ! !
Damn it! what happened?
So fast! !
Can’t catch it at all! ! !
"What is this?" The tall white-haired woman stood on his left side, curiously playing with the card in her hand.
Afro was confident that although his strength was not at the top level, he was still among the above-average ones, but he couldn't even find out when the woman in front of him understood it.
What does this mean?
He and this woman are not on the same level at all.
So sloppy!
Find a way to escape quickly!
The afro's eyes flashed, and he was about to speak when another voice suddenly came from his ears, "Wow, he has so many cards."
Then, the black-haired girl came to his right.
Afro: "!"
Are these two guys lightning? !
Why can it be so fast!
Everyone with the explosive head was stunned!
He has never seen anyone so fast!
On the left, the white-haired woman is studying the [Tracking] card, and on the right, the black-haired girl is holding a pig leg and reading his book.
Even if he wanted to escape now, he couldn't.
what to do?
A group of people with afros were panicked, but they were old players who had lost their energy.
Afro quickly thought of a countermeasure.
Unexpectedly, before he opened his mouth, the white-haired woman said lightly: "It's you." "
The person who has been monitoring us."
"Huh?" Yan Xi was surprised, "Are we being monitored?"
"From the moment we entered the game Let’s start.” Gojo Satoru nodded.
"Why don't I feel it?
"Because-" Gojo Satoru said in a long tone, "They are all too weak. "
Does the elephant care about the sight of the ants?
Obviously not.
"However, I am a little disappointed. Gojo Satoru looked down at the afro, "I thought I would meet some interesting ability, but I didn't expect it to be such a guy." "
Well..." He looked at Yan Xi and slowly raised the corners of his mouth, "It's the right time."
"At least we don't have to worry about money anymore. " Yan Xi suddenly realized, "
Yes!"
She looked at the afro with burning eyes, and the corners of her mouth slowly curled up, "Uncle, you were planning to rob us just now. " "
Explosive head: "..."
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"Ahhh, don't kill me!" ! ! ! "
Island of Greed, rocky area.
Nack couldn't help but crawl back, but where could he retreat to?
In the front was Sister Kuronaga Nao, behind were the two nail monster brothers, and on the left sat the two blond brothers and sisters. , on the right is a red-haired perverted clown playing poker.
And the dozen people he brought have been tortured by these guys in various ways. Not only have all the cards in their hands been robbed, but even the chance of survival has been lost. There was nothing left for them.
Compared to people like them who only snatch cards without killing, these guys are like real robbers.
And they are also very powerful robbers.
Their auras are so well controlled, So much so that he misjudged the situation. When the other party actually took action, he was horrified to discover that these guys had dark auras, like evil ghosts crawling out of the abyss.
Who exactly did Batra recruit this time? !
At this moment, the woman with long black hair and straight hair has turned his book to the last page.
"How is it?" "Behind me, the nail monster took the lead and asked.
"It's a pity. "The black-haired woman said calmly, "There is no card you want. "
The nail monster tilted his head, "I don't have the card you want here either. "
Hmm~~★It seems that everyone is not very lucky~~★" The red-haired clown covered his lips with a corner of the playing card, and his narrow eyes curled up in pleasure.
Although the three perverts said they would cooperate , but they are still wary of each other.
Therefore, as soon as they enter the game, they act separately and contact each other when necessary. Just
as Ku Luoluo can become Luoluozi for a purpose, just as Yi Mi can Running away from home for a purpose, Hisoka can also turn into a hard-working little bee for a purpose.
He has never been a person who will sit still and wait for death. As soon as he entered the game, he temporarily stopped his playful mentality and concentrated on collecting intelligence.
The game Game, clues are naturally hidden in the mouths of NPCs and other players. After several inquiries, brainstorming, and combined with arguments, Hisoka quickly guessed the purpose of both parties.
In Chrollo's heart, the most important thing It's the brigade. As long as the brigade still exists, it doesn't matter even if Chrollo himself dies.
But he met Tsukishima Yanxi, a fool who can directly kill the spiders.
In other words, he was killed by Tsukishima. If Yanxi targets the brigade, the brigade will definitely be in danger.
Then, in order to save the brigade, Chrollo will definitely take action.
Is there any future trouble for the eternal farewell?
Impossible, not to mention the gap in force between the two sides, even Gojo Satoru next to Tsukishima Yanxi They are not people that spiders can solve. Obviously Chrollo will not be stupid enough to use force to solve this matter.
And what can be done to help him on Greed Island?
The answer is simple - the Broken Fate Cut.
[Scissor of Broken Edge]: Just use this pair of scissors to cut out the person in the photo, and you will never meet him again. (Note)
He puts fighting first, and Ilmi will beat the enemy Guests come first, and Chrollo puts the brigade first.
Therefore, Chrollo is bound to win the Cut of Fate.
Where is Ilmi?
Ilmi is not a reckless person. In his mind, beating the enemy always comes first, and he is an operating system.
What are the most typical characteristics of the operating system?
Control, manipulation.
And Yi Mi is essentially the same as them, pursuing powerful power.
He He wants to control Tsukishima Yanki, but he is also very clear-headed. If the success rate is extremely low, or the danger is extremely high, he will not come up with this idea. In other words, Tsukishima Yanki is absolutely safe in some aspects.
But he It failed because he misjudged the strength of Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru is not Tsukishima Yanki. If he provokes him, he might really cause the enemy guest to be hit hard. This is why he said that he ran away from home. He was beaten The enemy is in solitary confinement.
Therefore, his goal is Tsukishima Yanki.
And for an operating system, what is the best way to get a woman?
The answer is of course: to get her heart.
It is obvious that Ilmi's purpose Yes - [Engagement Ring]
[Engagement Ring]: As long as you propose with this ring, the success rate will be as high as 100%. As long as the gemstone is still there, the two people will never be separated. (Note)
Where will these two cards appear? What?
Whether it is a relationship or a relationship, it will only appear in one place - the city of love, love.
So, Hisoka came, and he stepped on his high heels and thought about moving forward in the city of love.
As expected, he and Ku Lolo and Il fans met.
As expected, the red thread of fate connected them~~~★
All it takes is to get those two cards before them~~★
At that time, whether it is Chrollo or Il Even if he is a fan, he will satisfy his request~~~★
Hmph hum hum~~★
Thinking of this, Hisoka smiled even more happily.
"Hisoka." Chrollo said calmly. "What are you paying attention to?"
"No~~★" Hisoka licked the poker with the tip of his tongue, "I just thought of Golden Durian and the others~~~★" "
I wonder where they are now~★?"
"Maybe ~~They were also drawn here by the red thread of fate~~★"
Chrollo: "..."
Ilmi: "..."
Hisoka, please shut your crow mouth!
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The night is still long and the fire is still bright.
Two heads, one black and one white, were put together, each with a pig's trotter, gnawing and dividing the cards.
"What is this?" Gojo Satoru pulled out a card and asked the afro hanging on the tree.
"It's the spring of wine." Afro replied in an erratic tone, "Just leave it for a week and it can randomly turn into a kind of wine." "
Ah swoosh." Gojo realized, "Glass will like this."
"There's only one piece of paper, Yanxi-chan, do you want it?"
"I don't want it." Yanxi shook her head, drinking was a waste, drinking was a waste, she didn't want to drink for a while.
Yan Xi continued to look through it, and at the same time pulled out a card and asked, "What about this one?".
"This is the golden scale." Afro said again, "It can help you make a choice that is beneficial to you." "
Sounds very interesting." Gojo Satoru flicked the card, "Yanxi-chan, let's give it a try. "
Okay." Yan Xi agreed without hesitation. She pulled out the card and said, "gain."
The card in her hand suddenly turned into a golden scale.
"What are you asking?" Yan Xi touched his chin.
"Hmm..." Gojo Satoru thought for a while, "Just ask us where to go next."
Anyway, two illiterate people go the same way.
Yan Xi then asked, "Should we go to the left or the right next?"
He saw the golden scale swinging and falling to the right.
"Is it on the right side..." Yan Xi looked at Afro, "Where is the right?"
"If it's on the right..." Afro looked at the two women opposite, squandering the cards they had worked so hard to grab, in a daze. I felt like I had seen the legendary black and white evil spirits.
If you can't fight or run away, what can you do? I can only admit defeat.
He replied with great heartache: "It's the city of love, love love."
Chapter 98
The sun rises and clouds fill the sky.
There is a pink peach heart hanging in the air above the distant city. Under the big eyes, there is a mouth that opens and closes, murmuring "Hey~" from time to time.
Compared to Andonibal, the architectural style of Love City is more colorful and bright, just like macarons placed on an exquisite dinner plate, overflowing with sweetness.
At this time, it was still dark. Stepping on the stone tiles, Yan Xi yawned, "I didn't expect that all the stores would be open at this time."
In the real world, let alone the store being open at this time in the morning, there was not even a single figure. I can't see many of them.
"After all, it's a game." Gojo Satoko stretched out. He was still in high spirits after not sleeping all night. "Ah, I suddenly want to eat butter potatoes." "There are
no butter potatoes here."
" Sigh..." Gojo Satoru sighed, "It's really a pity." "
It seems that the planning team has not investigated the players' tastes at all."
Yan Xi: "...where did you draw this conclusion?"
"From mine It comes from prejudice."
Yan Xi choked at the truth. You know yourself really well.
While they were chatting, an exclamation suddenly came from the side, "Oh! My God!"
His eyes flashed, and a man jumped in front of Gojo Satoru.
The visitor is blond and has a typical European face.
He knelt on one knee, put his left hand to his chest, raised his right hand, and read to Gojo Satoko in a melodious manner, "What a beautiful person this is!"
"Look at this skin like snow, look at this skin like cherries." Red little mouth, look at these big twinkling eyes..."
"Oh~"
"Cupid's arrow pierced my heart!"
"From now on, it will no longer belong to me."
"I Your beautiful princess."
"Did you hear it?"
"It's beating for you."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
Yan Xi: "..."
The atmosphere froze for a second, Yan Xi's lips pursed slightly, The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, his body trembled slightly, and finally, he couldn't help but laugh loudly.
"Pfft hahahahaha!!!"
"Look at this beautiful adjective...does this mean you are Snow White? Hahaha!!!"
"Snow White?" The visitor loudly denied, "No."
He said loudly : "In my eyes, she is thousands, ten thousand times more beautiful than Snow White!"
Yan Xi: "Ah ha ha ha, yes, yes."
"She is my Venus, my Eve, I -" His unfinished words were kicked away by Satoko's black leather shoes.
But soon, he crawled back again, and Xizi said with heartfelt words: "Ah~ I'm so happy, my princess, my goddess of beauty, my Eve, this is our first intimate contact." "I
will remember it for the rest of my life. ." As soon as he finished speaking, his whole body banged, and turned into a card that fluttered down.
Gojo Satoru: "..."
I don't want it.
Immediately afterwards, a black-haired man in a suit and tie suddenly bumped into him.
Gojo Satoru didn't move at all, and the man immediately fell down and squatted down.
The man stood up, straightened his clothes slowly, then raised his chin, and said with three parts indifference, three parts carelessness and four parts interest: "Very good, no one has ever been able to knock me down."
"Woman, you succeeded. It caught my attention."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
What is this?
"Woman, tell me your name."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
It was Gojo Satoru, and he was a little trembling when faced with the aura of this tyrant.
Yan Xi covered his stomach, which was almost cramping with laughter, and replied for him: "Wu, her name is Wu, Wu hahaha!!!" "
Oh, so your name is Wu." The man chuckled, "Very good, Wu, I I allow you to be my woman."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
A vein popped out of Gojo Satoru's forehead.
"What's wrong?" The man raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly, "Are you too happy to speak? Huh? Little goblin."
Yan Xi: "Ah hahaha! Little goblin, he called you little goblin, hahaha !!"
What kind of plot was designed by some god? It's so talented! ! !
Yan Xi almost laughed out loud.
Coca-Cola was extremely sad, and while he was smiling, his legs were suddenly hugged by a beautiful boy.
"Ah~ is it sister?"
"Sister, I finally found you~"
He looked at her with tears in his eyes, "Sister, I think you are in so much pain..." "
You are so scary, so scary... How could you leave me..."
"You are too cruel, ruthless and unreasonable..."
Yan Xi: "..."
Laughing, I can't laugh anymore.
"Hey." Suddenly, the boy holding her leg was torn off by a hand. Gojo Satoru said with a stinking face, "Where are your hands touching, kid!"
As he said, he threw the boy into the air. , raised his right leg back high, like playing football, and kicked the person into a shooting star in the sky with the back of his foot, "I have never touched that place!"
Yan Xi: Wait, did you say something wrong? If so!
"We meet again." At this time, a slightly familiar voice came from behind.
Turning around, he saw Juezi Juela leading a small group of people standing behind him.
"You are also here for the assigned mission, right?"
"Assigned mission?"
"Yes." Zetsu Zera paused for a moment on Gojo Satoru's female body and explained, "The city of love appears once a year. Designated mission."
"This year's mission is to 'rescue the princess'."
"Where's the reward?" Gojo Satoru asked.
"If you successfully rescue the princess, you can ask for three designated cards from the princess."
"Whoosh..." Gojo Satoru and Yan Xi suddenly realized.
"Sounds very interesting." Gojo Satoru looked at Yan Xi, eager to try, "Yan Xi-chan, let's go too."
Before Yan Xi nodded, Juez Juela said again: "You two are the only ones. Those who cannot participate in the competition."
"This mission is a team competition. All team members are composed of players, and at least 6 people are required to participate." "
Each team is named a dragon, and only the winner Only the team can become brave and be qualified to rescue the princess." Juez Juela said.
"You came here specifically to tell us this, right?"
"I want to invite you to join our team." Juezijue got straight to the point.
"This reward is once in a lifetime, so, as expected, there should be many strong player teams." "
How will it be distributed after winning?" Gojo Satoru asked again.
"I will allocate bonuses based on everyone's efforts."
"Ah, whoosh." Gojo Satoru nodded, then raised two fingers, "Two."
He said loudly, "The quota for the two designated cards belongs to us. ."
Juezjuela: "..."
You really dare to ask for it! !
"Hey, don't go too far." A person behind Juez Juela said angrily, "Who do you think you are! There are only three in total, why do you have two!!!" "
Then forget it." Gojo Satoru He spread his hands, "But since you came here, it's probably because you're not sure of victory."
"Let me guess, there must be some rules that you can't deal with."
"But that's right." He glanced at Juezi. Juela and the others said with a smile, "You are all so weak after all." As soon as
Gojo Satoru's taunt started, everyone was immediately furious.
This person is so arrogant, he simply doesn't take them seriously, beat him! Must be beaten!
"In that case..." Juezi Juela said coldly, "Then let us see your abilities."
"If you can convince us, then I can give you the quota of two cards."
For a moment , the power of thoughts is soaring, and the whole love city is filled with a chilling atmosphere.
Many players saw that the situation was not good and quickly ran away. Only some NPCs who had not figured it out were still wandering on the streets, looking for targets to encounter by chance.
In the hotel not far away, the curtains were opened a crack.
The knight looked down, "Captain, they are here."
"It seems that they are preparing to join Juez Juela's team and participate in the designated mission."
"Ah~~~★" Hisoka's mouth raised, "This is difficult It’s done~~~Captain~~~~★”
“Are you giving up~~~★”
“No.” Chrollo smiled, “This may be an opportunity for us.”
“Oh~~~ ★?"
"Have you forgotten?" Chrollo said, "The rules of this team competition are set by the players."
"That's right~~★" Hisoka narrowed his eyes, "But the selected players It's also random~~~★"
Hearing this, Chrollo smiled again, "This is just a game."
"As long as it's a game, there are loopholes."
On the side, Ilmi tilted his head, and suddenly made a fist with his left hand and knocked Hitting his right hand, he suddenly realized, "That's it."
"You plan to use the card to increase our chances of being selected."
"~It can't be the leader~~★" Hisoka looked at Chrollo with burning eyes and licked his upper lip with his tongue. , "Which one do you plan to use~~★"
"Risk screen." Yi Mi guessed.
"Book." Chrollo called out the card book and pulled out two cards from it, "Try these two first."
"If TV and golden scales." Chrollo put the cards on the table, his voice was calm and He said lowly, "We can use these two cards to formulate and decide on the most powerful plan for us."
"Besides that."
Chrollo continued: "Before I came here, I specially captured a telekinesis ability. It can increase our luck in the short term."
"When our luck is at its highest, we will use the risk screen."
"Then we have an 80% chance of getting lucky."
"But there is no guarantee that we will definitely be drawn. It’s right~~★” The light in Hisoka’s eyes became brighter and brighter.
As expected of Chrollo, it really makes him... more and more excited~~~★
Ah~~★~~You have to hold back~~~~~★
Now is not the time~~~★
Hisoka quickly He was playing with the poker in his hand, his pupils turned up slightly due to excitement, he really wanted to play a game with him right away.
"So just to be on the safe side." Chrollo calmly ignored Hisoka's gaze that almost penetrated him and pulled out another card.
"Let's use [Capricious Demon] again."
"Using this card, the Demon will randomly choose three of our 1,000 wishes to come true."
Chrollo repeated again: "But this is a game."
"So, we can each use the Demon Man once with the same 1,000 wishes." "
Coupled with the role of the risk screen, the probability of the Demon Man selecting our true purpose will increase a lot." "
If we are lucky, We can succeed in one try."
"At that time, we will set the rules of the game."