☆ 109. Take that guy to Yoshiwara? ! !
Take that guy to Yoshiwara? ! !
I have to say, it feels quite embarrassing.
After realizing that the too-familiar blond kid in front of him was not his "step-son" who could accidentally send "Zhu" away, Yu Zhuan Tianyuan suddenly felt that the bandage wrapped around his head was a bit hot. .
Well, isn’t that a complete reveal? Not only did he, the most gorgeous sound column of the Demon Slayer Team, fail to deal with his stepson's PTSD, but he was reversely trained to have the instinct to cover his hair. No matter how comfortable he appeared in front of others, he was also the twin brother of this kid. The secret was revealed.
Extremely weird and complex emotions were surging uncontrollably. It was unclear whether they were embarrassment, embarrassment, or anger. In short, they were reflected on his face. Even Yu Zhuan Tianyuan couldn't help but show a weird and twisted expression, and even looked at The look in Demon Slayer Squad's wife Zenitsu's eyes is already a little bit evil - this kid saw the appearance of the wise and powerful "Hashira", do you want to beat him up and seal him?
Zenitsu Gatma from the Demon Slayer Squad also jumped up, keenly aware of the dangerous aura, and his strong desire to survive instinctively caused him to hold the grudge skill he should have used in his throat and swallowed it whole.
"Well, well, you seem to have recognized the wrong person..."
Although a dirty high-pitched voice was already rising in his heart, my wife Zenitsu swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty and explained tremblingly:
"I, I, I, I didn't see anything, I really didn’t see it! I just came here to look for my brother. I just came here to look for him. I had no other thoughts, absolutely not!!!”
He really just came here to look for him because he was a little concerned that the guy kept disappearing recently. It’s just a human being! Who could have imagined seeing this? ! This is a "pillar"! Not only did he fail to suppress that guy's tendency to be violent, but even this "pillar" was forced to subconsciously tangle his hair! It's scary, too scary. I can't tell whether it's more scary to find "Zhu" like this or that guy. How difficult that guy is! ! !
At this rate, would his success rate in correcting that guy's outrageous cognition be too low? Now that I think about it, I feel that the success rate is slim. Can he really achieve such an almost impossible and difficult challenge?
"You're not a gorgeous brat..."
Uzumaki Tianyuan glared at the frightened Demon Slayer Zenitsu with a dark face. Then he stiffly took off the bandage that had been wrapped around his head several times and tried to pretend that nothing happened. He returned to his sleeves and avoided talking about the conditioned reflex just now. He just folded his arms again, looked down at the golden retriever, and then said:
"Don't think that 'stepson' is an easy job that you can show off. It's all It's because Purgatory is still recovering from his injuries that you are so leisurely. Otherwise, you should be assisting 'Zhu' in carrying out the mission - that boy is not here. I will take him to Yoshihara tomorrow. That boy has no time to look for you recently. Remember what you just said I didn’t see it either, so just go back and be patient.”
“Oh, oh…”
Zenitsu, the wife of the Demon Slayer Squad, touched her chest with lingering fear at first, and was relaxed about the sound column’s lack of intention to do anything substantive. After taking a breath, he nodded subconsciously and said,
"I know, I didn't see anything just now!"
Then he couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "Although I still think it's too much, that guy is very busy recently, isn't he? Squeeze also said You must be too confident, even Zhu thinks he is an outrageous guy, completely different from Brother Purgatory, and he has to take that guy to Yoshiwara tomorrow -"
As soon as he said this, the tail tune suddenly came without any warning. As the volume sharply increased, my wife Zenitsu's eyes suddenly widened, even to the point where bloodshot eyes spread to the whites of her eyes. Her pupils were shaken directly, and she was dumbfounded. She raised her head with a "swish", staring at the completely empty eyes. Uzuki Tengen, who felt that he had said something shocking, almost raised his voice to a broken note, and repeated in shock:
"——Yoshihara?!!!"
Huh? ah? ? ? Did he hear it correctly? ! Are you serious? ! Yoshihara? Is it the Yoshihara he thought he was? ! Is this just Yoshiwara in that kind of place? ! ! Are there other Yoshiharas in Japan? ! ! What on earth is this bastard sound column talking about, taking that guy to Yoshiwara? ! ! !
——What are you doing? ! ! What on earth is this bastard going to do? He has obviously never been to a place like Yoshiwara, bah, is that a place that guy shouldn't go, right? ! Although that guy is himself, he is not older than him. What on earth does this bastard have in mind when he leads a fifteen-year-old boy to Yoshiwara! ! !
My wife, Zenitsu, immediately turned red with anger (or jealousy), her expression was twisted to the extreme, and she shouted angrily and loudly:
"Asshole! What do you want to do with that guy to Yoshiwara?! To meet so many beautiful sisters?" You're going too far! As the 'Pillar' of the Demon Slayer Squad, you actually want to take your subordinates to a place like that! He can go and I can only watch helplessly? Beast! Bastard!! I will never allow it——!! !"
"As expected of twins, one is noisier than the other..."
The corners of Yuzhuang Tianyuan's mouth couldn't help but twitch, and then he couldn't help it anymore. Veins bulged in his temples. He made a fist and hit the golden retriever hard. Above the head:
"I took him to perform a mission, not to find flowers and make love!!! What kind of dirty idea are you talking about! What do you think I will take that kid to do?! Isn't the idea too outrageous?! His age You don't know much, but you know a lot. You should tell Purgatory and let him train you hard. It's best if you can't even get up!!!" They
are indeed brothers, exactly the same. When the boy just heard that their target was Yoshihara , blushed exactly the same way, and yelled something like, "How can my boss be so aboveboard in going to a place like this? It's so shameful." At the same time, he also muttered coquettishly, "It's okay to take me there." After hearing that Their purpose was to sneak in and find out the news. Even when they needed women's clothing, their expressions dropped and they muttered, "It's really a waste of excitement" - so why are you little brats so excited? This is too much for you. A little early!
After yelling at this guy, Yuzhuang Tianyuan rubbed his fists and turned around to leave - he didn't want to talk to this kid anymore. He was exactly like his stepson, who challenged his blood pressure even after saying a few words. One Golden Retriever's ability is already outrageous, but two of them can make him die young? He still had three wives to support, so he couldn't die so early.
With this thought in mind, Yuzhuang Tianyuan decisively turned around and left, leaving behind the one who was punched by the Demon Slayer Squad, Gazenitsu, who cried out "It hurts", holding her head and glaring at his back with tears streaming down her face.
——This "pillar" is really too much! Completely different from Brother Purgatory! He was definitely at odds with each other by nature, so he hit him on the head. What a bastard!
In the end, even because of his excellent hearing, he heard two soliloquies carried by the wind when he was out of sight.
"I feel much more comfortable after this punch. Although he's not the unattractive boy, he has the same face, so I felt as good as punching that guy..." Demon
Slayer Squad's Wife Zenitsu said: "..."
In the end, Demon Slayer Zenitsu returned to Butterfly House with a big bag on his head. He had already planned to look at his other self with envy and jealousy as he went to Yoshiwara to get to know him, but not long after, he Just watching helplessly, a guy with the same face as him walked in and started talking to Xiaokui with a stack of paper filled with densely written words.
Demon Slayer Zenitsu, who was about to go back to the ward to rest, immediately ejected from the spot and rushed to the side of his other self with a "swish". With a gloomy and low aura all over his body, he faintly put his hand on the other self from behind. On his shoulder, the voice sounded like a resentful ghost who had been dead for eighteen days and had not yet been reincarnated.
He spoke with so much resentment: "Aren't you going to Yoshiwara with that muscular 'pillar' to meet many beautiful older sisters? Even that annoying one" Zhu' said you won't be back soon, why haven't you left yet and suddenly came back?"
Because I was startled, I almost stabbed him with my backhand. Fortunately, at the last moment I realized who this person was, so Zenitsu Zenitsu suddenly braked: "..." "
You look so scary! It seems like many people have died. It's like a corpse that hasn't been buried in the sky. It scared me so much that I got goosebumps!!!"
Zenitsu from my wife's family couldn't help but trembled for a moment. He raised his voice and yelled a few words before lowering his tone and muttered. The ground and another person explained:
"There are only two of us, so there are too few manpower. My boss said that there are at least three suspect shops in Yoshihara, so he asked me to come to Butterfly House to ask if there are any female team members who are currently free, and to call team members from other places. It took too long, and there was no time at all."
Saying this, my wife Zenitsu seemed to have discovered some blind spot, and his nose wrinkled up immediately, and he immediately glared at his other self: "
Wow! What do you mean by going to meet a beautiful woman? Sister! This is my mission! Although I will indeed meet a lot of older sisters, the price is that I have to wear women's clothes! It's obviously too much! I'm obviously a man, but I have to wear women's clothes, and that bastard boss even said that he is too tall I can't wear it high, I'm just the right size now - isn't this just a disguised way of mocking me for being short? It's so excessive! I will obviously grow taller in the future!!!"
Thinking of going to Yoshiwara, my wife Zenitsu from Demon Slayer Squad He still felt a little jealous, but when he thought about this guy wearing women's clothes, he immediately felt more balanced.
If the cost of going to Yoshiwara to perform the mission is women's clothing, then let the other person work hard. He wants to be a reliable and handsome guy, and he should never wear women's clothing!
"Um..."
When the two Zenitsu were bickering, Kanzaki Aoi next to her turned pale, and there was even cold sweat on her forehead. After a long psychological struggle, she spoke with difficulty:
"Kanahu went on a mission. The other female team members are all wounded, and I may be the only free female team member in Butterfly House at the moment..."
But although she has also passed the selection of the Demon Slayer Team as a formal member, she can no longer kill ghosts because of her fear of ghosts. When I think about it, my limbs will become stiff with fear. Because of Insect Pillar's acquiescence, I can treat the wounded in Butterfly House without having to fight on the front line... But Jiuzhu has the right to mobilize all team members except his stepson. If Lord Yinzhu wants to recruit her to carry out the task, She actually couldn't refuse the task.
"Kui-chan can't go! Don't ask her to participate in the mission!"
The team members who had recuperated in Butterfly House naturally knew this. My wife Zenitsu from the Demon Slayer Team did not hesitate to object on her behalf. :
"Your boss can't forcefully call the team members, right? This is too much! Xiaokui doesn't want to go either, as you can see, this kind of thing must take care of the wishes of the team members!" "
Yeah, yes, indeed It depends on Miss Xiaokui's own wishes."
Zenitsu from my wife's family also completely ignored Yu Zhuan Tianyuan's instructions to him, decisively favored girls, and then passed this candidate without hesitation, and then logically started again He said:
"What about the free male team members? The boss said that men are also allowed, as long as they wear women's clothes."
The whole space suddenly fell silent. Under the strange and quiet background of the three people who suddenly thought of something at the same time, my wife Zenitsu suddenly relaxed. He slowly turned his head and looked thoughtfully at his other self, who instantly had a layer of cold sweat on his forehead.
Free, no need to recuperate, and very familiar.
Speaking of which, isn’t this already available?
☆ 110. There is a sense of déjà vu as Yuno
There is a sense of déjà vu in Yuno.
Not only are there ready-made male team members who are free, but there are even three "ready-made" ones.
For most of the Demon Slayer Swordsmen, the Butterfly House is a place for recuperation and treatment. There are very few members who stay here. Most of them are the injured who were injured in the fight with the demons. They recuperate here. , there are very few team members like Tanjiro Kamado and the others who will come back for training. Apart from these three, there may be only one Kurihana Rakshasa, but Kanago himself is the stepson of Butterfly Ninja, the owner of Butterfly House. , she is here as it should be.
However, it happened that at this time, Rikka Rakana was not there, and my wife Zenitsu led her back to see Yuzhuang Tianyuan. It was three guys who made Master Yinzhu's eyes darken when he saw them.
"...There are no female team members anymore?"
Yuzhuang Tianyuan covered his face with his hands and said slightly tiredly:
"Forget about your brother, is that Zaomen? He has such a big scar on his forehead, and the other one even has He has a boar head and such strong muscles. Be careful of being recognized in women's clothing - and I remember that the three of them are the stepsons of Purgatory. It would be too ungraceful to recruit them and ask about Purgatory." What
he mainly wanted to find was a woman . Team members! female! The original plan was to let this kid pretend to be a woman and sneak in because of his hearing. Otherwise, a man pretending to be a woman would still be easily recognized. As a result, this kid found three men, not to mention, and each of them had to test him. The makeup skills, one of them is even this kid’s twin brother.
Seeing this dangerous golden retriever every day is enough to give him a stomach ache. Now there are two at once. How can he tell which one is his step-son who is prone to violence and which one is the step-son in hell? Whether his hair is wrapped or not , a major matter involving life safety!
"No more."
My wife Zenitsu's mind turned to the young lady's side decisively, and she said without hesitation:
"The Butterfly House only has free male team members, but the others are all recovering from injuries, so there are only three of them. ."
And why did Yuzhuang say that the boar-headed woman's dress is easy to recognize? That guy's face under the hood is a waste of men, he is definitely the guy among them who will be least suspected!
My wife Shanyi thought in her heart.
If the time had been two days earlier, maybe Mr. Murata could be called together. However, Mr. Murata was called away by his own crow two days ago to do the task. As a result, the only candidates that can be found so far are myself and him. A teammate, otherwise his original intention is that the more the merrier - of course he cannot experience such a good thing as women's clothing alone, it would be better for everyone to try it.
"...In this case, I will let the crow deliver a message to Purgatory, so you can follow me first."
Yuzhuan Tianyuan had obviously been mentally prepared for a long time, even though the guys he was going to take to Yoshihara were all men. He felt a little headache, but no matter what, it was better than letting his wife go.
After all, although his wives are all excellent female ninjas, if they encounter evil ghosts that feed on human flesh and blood, ordinary cannibal ghosts are fine. Once they encounter the "Twelve Ghost Moons" and others, it will be Extremely dangerous situation.
As for these boys...
Yu Zhuan Tianyuan glanced at them from the corner of his eyes, and then withdrew his gaze.
After all, he is also a serious Demon Slayer swordsman who has killed ghosts, and was adopted as a stepson by Purgatory. He must be a talented guy, not to mention this little golden-haired kid who can fight four "pillars" alone. It was safer than fighting a ghost himself, but he might have to worry about the lives of passers-by...
It happened that the twin brother of this kid was also there. If his brother could control him, he might as well give up the twins. Forget about binding.
The decision was made without hesitation. Uzhuan Tianyuan led a few people to the wisteria-patterned house closest to Yoshihara. After a tray of rouge and gouache and a pile of women's kimonos were delivered, he stretched out his hand towards the dimly lit house. Pointing his finger, he became very excited:
"Each of you, take a set of clothes and come with me - let you see my gorgeous makeup skills!"
Makeup is to use rouge and gouache to cover imperfect flaws on the face, so that The skin tone is fairer and the facial features are modified to achieve the effect of increasing the appearance.
As my wife Zenitsu has an older sister, he has some knowledge about makeup, but after all, my wife Yuno is so naturally beautiful, and most of the cosmetics on her face are like coloring games, so he doesn’t know much about this kind of thing. It's just superficial. In later generations' terms, it's probably a layman who can't tell the difference between lipstick numbers.
However, some situations that required tracking also required some cross-dressing, so he couldn't be said to be ignorant. At least after discovering that Uku Tengen had put makeup on the first Kamado Tanjiro, he felt that something was wrong.
"...Is this how you put on makeup?!"
I saw with my own eyes that Kamado Tanjiro turned his head away from Uzune Tengen's flying hands, revealing a face that was as white as wall paint, and his cheeks seemed to be covered with a layer of paste. The lacquered blush, the thick charcoal-black caterpillar eyebrows as thick as silkworm chrysalises, and the bloody mouth that looked like it had just eaten ten children—is
this makeup or ghost painting?
The two Zenitsu were petrified on the spot, and the next one, Inosuke Kubihira, was called over. He held his own hood and sent his God-loved face to the hands of the gorgeous sound column. He had no idea what he would become in the future. , and Tanjiro Kamado, who had a grimace on his face, turned towards the two Zenitsu wives and showed a terrifying smile that should have been gentle and friendly, but at this time, it looked so scary and terrifying, and asked slightly curiously. Said:
"Zenitsu, my wife, how do I look now? Will I be found to be a male?" "
...Tanjiro, I don't think so."
Zenitsu, my wife from the Demon Slayer Squad, said with dull eyes:
"Okay. It's scary, let alone whether you can tell the gender, you don't even look like a person..."
My wife's Zenitsu grabbed his hair with a broken face, and shouted in a higher voice:
"What is this?! I thought you were good at putting on makeup, but it turned out that you were wearing makeup for burial?! Even burial makeup isn’t so scary, right? You don’t even look like a human anymore! You’re so ugly that you look like a ghost!!!”
“ What do you know, little brat! There is no doubt about my gorgeous makeup skills!"
Yuzhuang Tianyuan absolutely refused to admit this, and boldly applied two large pieces of blush on Inosuke's face for the last "puff", which was the end of the waste of this photo. With a pretty face, she held some brushes between her fingers and raised her eyebrows at the two golden retrievers:
"Come here quickly, time is precious. I will send you to Yoshiwara tonight and sell them to three stores with information. It's over."
Inosuke Zuhira also realized that he was finished here, so he turned his head nonchalantly, preparing to go to a more spacious place on the other side. However, as soon as he turned around, Zenitsu, who faced his face, just felt that he His eyes seemed to have been punched, and he covered his eyes in pain.
"It's so ugly! It's so ugly that it hurts your eyes! It's better not to wear makeup at all?! What on earth did you do to this face?!" "
Don't question me! This is Yoshiwara's unique geisha makeup, you kind of Do you know what a geisha is?! My gorgeous makeup skills are unrivaled!!!"
As he said this, Yuzhuang Tianyuan directly pulled two identical golden retrievers over and gave each of them two pricks. She had pigtails pointing up to the sky, but when she was about to use her gorgeous makeup skills, she paused and couldn't help but frown.
Yin helped me buy the ladies’ kimonos, and the clothing stores nearby didn’t have many styles. Two of the four sets of ladies’ kimonos I bought were exactly the same, and they happened to be worn by the twins. These two brothers There was no difference in appearance originally, but now he put on the same clothes and had two identical pigtails. Yu Zhuan Tianyuan felt as if he was facing the same person, and he couldn't tell who was who.
——This doesn’t work too well. If you can’t tell which one is the step-son who is prone to violence, wouldn’t it be easy to cause big problems if he doesn’t cover his hair in the future?
With this idea in mind, Yu Zhuan Tianyuan was silent for a moment, and then asked:
"You two, who is my stepson?"
One of the golden retrievers immediately glared at him:
"Ha?! You're asking this What are the words?! Can’t even I tell the difference? It’s too much! I’ve been ordered by you to do a lot of work these days, and I’m so busy! Not only do you want me to wear women’s clothes, but also You put such ugly makeup on me, and now you can’t even recognize me. I’m going to cry! I’m really going to cry!!!”
“It’s not because you two look so much alike, you are completely the same person. His face! It's not gorgeous at all!"
Yuzhuang Tianyuan pulled the yelling person over without any guilt, stared at the short blond hair with little room for manipulation, and then picked up the tray from the side. He pulled out two red ribbons and gave this guy a different hairstyle.
Originally, both of them had two small golden pigtails on their heads. After changing their hairstyles, only Zenitsu from the Demon Slayer Corps still retains this hairstyle, while my wife's Zenitsu has four pigtails.
There are two little tugs tied up behind the ears, and two strands of hair are separated from the sideburns that are not long, and they are tied into two short braids close to the side of the face.
"It's no problem now."
Yuzhuang Tianyuan clapped his hands, feeling very satisfied with his good idea. As long as he distinguishes the two brothers by their hairstyles, there will be no problem. The one with two pigtails is the safe stepson of Purgatory, and the one with four pigtails is It's his little kid who is prone to going berserk, to avoid being in a situation where he can't tell who is who.
After the hairstyle was done, it was time to put on makeup. Yu Zhuan Tianyuan had learned to ignore his stepson's muttering dissatisfaction. He lowered his head and picked up the rouge, gouache and brush that he had just put down, and then raised his head again to prepare these two guys' makeup.
However, just as he raised his head, the two blond brats came into view again, and his hand that picked up the brush paused again without any warning.
They should clearly be blond twins with two and four pigtails respectively, but just when he raised his head and looked over, a vague sense of déjà vu suddenly emerged for no reason - he had four pigtails. My stepson, in that dazed moment, I always felt that it might be more suitable if his hair was pink...
Yu Zhuan Tianyuan rubbed his eyes, and frowned when he looked over, feeling more and more strange.
The two brothers obviously had the same facial features, even similar to the point where they looked like the same person. However, after he changed his stepson's hairstyle into these four pigtails, a mysterious difference suddenly and inexplicably appeared.
Purgatory's stepson has not changed at all, except that he wears women's clothes and has two pigtails, but his stepson always feels an indescribable feeling. When he lets down his hair, he has the same face as the golden retriever next to him, but with four pigtails. , clearly the facial features have not changed, but it just feels like it should be more similar to other people...
Next to it, Chiu Taro, who was nestled on the edge of the tray, suddenly fluttered his wings, and then stretched out one of his wings in a very humane way, as if a human being was helpless. He held his forehead and touched his little brown head with the tip of his wings.
The hairstyle that this sound column gave Zenitsu is completely a short version of Yuno's hairstyle. Although the difference between blonde hair and pink hair is more obvious, once this little braid is put on, the face that doesn't actually look that similar at first becomes particularly special. There is a sense of déjà vu, with a vague hint of Yuno.
——After wearing these four braids, Zenitsu and Yuno definitely look like siblings.