Time Skip Brought to you by Fluffy Boys to the Junk Yard
Sorry :(
It's going so slow i can't do it
RALSEI'S POV
"L...Looks like this trash saved us. C'mon..."
I jump down with Kris.
"Haha, who's king of the trash pile now?!"
Susie slips and falls off
"Susie! Are you alright?"
"O...ow...it's...nothing...I just...o...ow."
"You sure you don't want me to look?"
"Look at what? I'm fine!"
I watch as Susie tries to stand up. Seems like nothing real bad. I cast a heal prayer on Susie.
"WOAH HEY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU--"
Healed 35 hp.
"Feel better?"
"FEEL BETTER? AFTER YOU JUST CAME UP AND--um...uh...doesn't feel WORSE, I guess. How...do you do that, anyway? That...healing...thingy."
"Oh, healing magic? It's simple, Susie. Anyone can do it...I could even teach you, if you're interested. I can teach you right now *grabs minigun* you see, it heals in reverse!"
"Heh, ask me again when it's like, blood explosion magic...but, um, if you WANTED, I guess I could learn it. Then you wouldn't y'know, have to annoy me with it anymore."
"Sure, Susie. Next time we have a break!"
"Let's just go already, Kris..."
Kris looks amused.
"Kris, what the hell are you looking at?"
"Look who's the softie now?"
"H-hey! Shut the fuck up, Kris!"
"Jeez. Okay. Wait, HOLY CRAP IS THAT NUBERT?"
"WHERE?"
"I'm Nubert. Everyone loves me."
"MY MAN"
"That's why I live in the trash."
L8ta...
"Well, there's a fork in the path. It's smart that we split up. Who do you want to go with?"
Please say me...
"Um, sorry Susie, I want softie with me."
"Hey, why does Kris get to choose all the time! Ralsei, you're going with me!"
"Huh? Kris, I..I!"
*Your choices never mattered. WHO'S READY FOR GAST-
TAKE TWO IS SPONSERED BY CHIP FLAVORED TRUCKS CARRYING TRUCK FLAVORED CHIPS
MORE RALSEI POV SO THAT THIS CHAPTER ISN'T ABOUT SNOWGRAVE
"Oh look, Ralsei, a carnival! ...what's it doing here?"
"I don't know. I have 30 Dark Dollars. You wanna go get some stuff?"
"Oh HELL YEAH"
"You're enthusiastic, aren't you?"
"I just wanna throw a buncha balls at pins"
Susie somehow causes an explosion and knocks down all pins.
"Where's my prize?"
"Well, er, Susie, you can have this dark candy."
"Sweet. It's just like..."
"Like what?"
"Nothing. So, uh, how does that...healy magic stuff work?"
"It's simple, Susie. First, let me see your soul."
"Uh, Ralsei, don't give me that touchy legend crap."
I show my soul to her.
"Fine. You're a monster. This is what your soul looks like."
"Why is it...upside down?"
"Our monster souls are much weaker than human souls. However, monster souls possess magic."
"Okay...so how do I, like, shoot people with magic?"
*You used the Tension Bit. Gained 32 TP
Sorry, Kris...
"Concentrate your soul to another person."
Susie is struggling.
"It's okay, Susie. There is a way I can help you."
*You shined your soul on Susie.
Susie healed you. You felt slightly better.
"Like...like that?"
"We'll be working on that...you want some cotton candy?"
"What's cotton candy?"
"Y...you've never had cotton candy?"
"I've always seen it, I've never tried it though..."
I grab two sticks and hand one to Susie.
"How is it?"
"It's...what type of drugs are these?"
"...Susie what the hell it's not drugs"
"It's sarcasm"
"What's sarcasm?"
"Ah. Forgot you're a total weenie."
"Can you teach me?"
"Basically say the exact opposite of what you mean."
"Uhh...you're totally stupid?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"How about swearing?"
"N-no, Susie!"
"Say Fuck."
"No-"
"Ralsei, you have to learn how to say fuck."
"Susie, stop-"
"Oh hey, Kris!"
Finally, Kris's back.
"Check out what I can do!"
Susie shot a little pellet. Healed 2 HP
"I'm basically the best healer in the world."
"Yeah, Susie, you're TOTALLY the best."
"God, I shouldn't have taught you sarcasm."
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I wanted to do a [[ChristReborn]] [Specil] but since I'm a [FatLazySlob] I [DecidedHellNo]
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