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A summary of Hamilton.
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everyone: ALEXANDER HAMILTON
Burr: Talk less
Hamilton: lmao, nah fam
Lafayette: oui oui, mon ami, saying random french shit coz that's what mah script tells me to do.
Hercules: BURAH BURAH! I like sex and horses
John: I hate those fucking slave owners
Hamilton: NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
Angelica: feminiiiiiist!
Eliza: total simp!
Peggy: and Peggy!
Seabury: Revolution sucks
Hamilton: No, you suck
Seabury: wow. ouch. rude. im offended. you need to hamil-TONE it down a little.
Burr: fr
King George: YOULL 💦 BE 💦BACK 💦 !
Burr: HERE COMES THE GENERAAAAAAAAL
George Washington: yo
Burr: I'm heterosexual
John: lmao, can't relate.
Eliza: MY MY MY, Are those EYES I see?
Hamilton: HeyYyYyYyYyYy
Eliza: Oh my god, I'm in love
Hamilton: you wanna get married?
Eliza: we've known each other for 3 weeks
Hamilton: I liked it. So I put a ring on it.
John: AYEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE WEDDINGS! *Got no more tears left to cryYyYyYyYyYy*
Hercules Mulligan: IM A FLOWER GIRL! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelica: plot twist, I'm a love interest!
Hamilton: Wanna escape my wife and get some drinks?
Hamil-besties: ya
Burr: mkay, so I'm into a girl
Hamilton: mkay
Burr: she's married
Hamilton: mkay
Burr: to someone British
Hamilton: *timbers have been shivered*
Burr: i get a song now bitches!
Charles lee: IM A GENERAL! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hamilton: I missed out on a promotion to this guy?
Washington: ATTACK!
Charles Lee: No.
Hamilton: i hate this bitch
John: I'll kill him for you sweetie
George Washington: Hamilton, you're fired
Hamilton: Oh my god, die
Washington: don't worry, later it's implied that I did
Eliza: I'm pregnant now bitches!
Lafayette: why yes, I am a fabulous bitch
George Washington: Hamilton! I'm rehiring you
Hamilton: cool
Hamilton: we won!
Hamil-Besties: slay
All: THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOOOOOOWN
King George: Oh, fuck off then! i didn't want you in my empire anyways! 😡 😢
Burr: I have a kid, and I love them very much-
Hamilton: WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW, SO DO I! *Yeets child at him*
John: ayeeeeeee, I'm dead now.
Hamilton: *Aggressively writes Twilight fanfiction*
Jefferson: I was a total dick in real life, but you love me
Fandom: Mhm.
Eliza: your son exists, btw
Hamilton: holy shit, really?
Phillip: my name is poet. i am a phillip. and i totally don't look like your dead boyfriend laurens.
Hamilton: shit, he caught me.
Eliza: take a break
Hamilton: the only thing I want a break of is a healthy marriage
Maria: heyYyYyYyYyYyYy
Hamilton: oh damn, I'm cheating on my wife with this woman.
James: that was my wife.
Hamilton: darn, really?
James: gimme money and I won't tell anyone
Hamilton; ok
Washington: I'm stepping down, I'm not running for president
Hamilton: Bitch, tf did you just say?
Washington: One last tiiiiiime...
Hamilton: oh ok
Jefferson: you're embezzling governments funds
Hamilton: no, I'm cheating on my wife and I'm gonna write a book about it
Jefferson: WELL HE NEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW!
Burr: YASSSSSSSSSS!
Angelica: *Arrives*
Hamilton: hey bestie!
Angelica: You are such a piece of shit.
Eliza: buuuuuuurrrrrrr
Burr: yeah?
Eliza: -n
Phillip: well, some random dude insulted my dad, so I'm challenging him to a duel
Hamilton; great idea! Here's a loaded gun, nineteen year old son with the rest of his life to live!
Phillip: I died protecting dad's rep
Eliza: honey, your father's rep died a long time ago
Phillip: K, Imma die now.
Hamilton: we moved
Eliza: i guess I forgive you for getting our son shot and cheating on me for several months
Burr: vote for me!
Hamilton: no
Jefferson; vote for me
Hamilton: no
Jefferson: yes.
Hamilton: ok then.
Burr: bitch, fight me
Hamilton: ok
Burr: Pew pew
Hamilton: *Sings a son as he gets shot in the ribs*
Burr: OH MY GOD, I JUST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!
Jefferson: and your worst enemy.
Burr: SAME DIFFERENCE!
Jefferson: ok, maybe he wasn't a total dick like I thought
Everyone: yeah
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WHAT'D I MISS?