Characters from hamilton, Heathers and Beetlejuice meet up and argue about who's musical is best.
Requested by missymoooo101
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Washington: The issue on the table! The Author can't decide which musical to watch at a sleepover. The members of each musical have met up to decide once and for all which one is best. Heathers characters, you have the floor.
JD: we have slushies.
Heather C: we have sex
Heather D: and we have suicide
Veronica: and some great songs
Heather C: *Cough* candy store *Cough*
JD: *Cough* meant To be Yours *Cough*
Heather D: *Cough* never shut up again *Cough*
Miss Flemming: *Cough* Shine a light* cough*
The rapists: *Cough* Your welcome *Cough*
Heather M: *Cough* lifeboat *cough*
Veronica: *Cough* I say no *Cough*
Beetlejuice: BUT ALSO SOME SHITTY ONES! LOOKING AT YOU, KINDERGARDEN BOYFRIEND!
Martha Dumptruck: *Sad coz she's a worthless loser*
Washington: Beetlejuice, it is not your turn to speak.
Heather M: we also have pretty people
Beetlejuice and Hamilton characters: so do we!
JD: shut the fuck up before i stab you.
Lydia: yay.
Barbra and Adam: LYDIA, NO!
Lydia: Lydia yes >:D
Heather M: We should hang out more.
Washington: I don't think we're going anywhere with Heathers. Beetlejuice characters, you have the floor.
Lydia: Our set designs are FUCKING AWESOME
Beetlejuice: and there's ME
Barbra: and we touch on some real world issues, such as suicidal thoughts, and loss of a parent
Beetlejuice: and there's ME!!!
Adam: and we have canonically LGBTQIA+ characters.
Beetlejuice: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delia: and some fucking awesome songs
Beetlejuice: AND THERE'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lydia: shut the fuck up before I stab you again.
Veronica: *Side eyes Heather C and the rapists* how do you stab a ghost?
Lydia: i dunno. it's confusing.
Jefferson: y'all are insane.
Beetlejuice: you're sexy.
Jefferson: I know babe 💅🏽
Maddison: *Sad jealous bb*
Kurt the rapist: Well I think-
JD: shut the fuck up.
Beetlejuice: *thinking* 'Oh, he's sexy too. everyone be sexy.'
Kurt the Rapist: why do y'all hate us?
Ram the Rapist: maybe they're homophobic?
Kurt The Rapist: Ram, we're not gay.
Ram the Rapist: oh.
Lafayette: My gay American sensor is going off.
Lydia: that's specific.
Washington: *these fucking children, istfg.* Hamilton characters?
Jefferson, Eliza, Laurens, Maria, Lafayette, Angelica, Phillip: we have me.
Washington: case closed, Hamilton is boss.
Beetlejuice: ASSHOLE!
Alexander: fuck yourself
Beetlejuice: only if you watch ;D
Oh they replied to the comment again.
Well fuck, lmao.
Please comment some more suggestions on the request page! Thank you!
Which musical do you think is best, Heathers, Beetlejuice or LAFAYETTE, I mean Hamilton.
I personally am torn between Heathers and Hamilton.